No-brainer Heroes 挂机吧！勇者
Skip · RPG · 2019
The verdict
SKIP IT.
The value isn't there at $9.99.
- Reviews
- 74% positive
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Minimum on the Steam store: 4 GB of memory, 1GB VRAM, 2 GB of storage. Runs on Windows, macOS.
No-brainer Heroes is a pixel style semi-idle RPG game. As a lord, you need to run your town, recruit your heroes, defeat level monsters, solve random events, collect powerful treasures, and finally defeat evil dragons.
What drives the score
How to read this
Every input gets a grade, S to D, read from the buyer's side. The score is multiplicative, so an input only counts as raising when it sits near the top of its own scale. Anything with real room left is holding the score back, because that room is the gap to 100. ▲ marks a lift, ▼ a drag or a dock, ? an input we do not have, • a fact this genre's score does not use. The exact weights stay secret.
- How long it takes to beat isn't in our data. We scored it as a typical RPG game (about 8 hours) and docked the score for the missing length.
The value story
September 2020 is where it bottomed out, at $3.84. Its cuts run 30 percent off as a rule. There have been 17 in the 7 years tracked, about 5 weeks apart.
Among the games that feel like it, Dead Age 2: The Zombie Survival RPG ($17.99, scores 31) beats it on value, while it beats G.O.P.O.T.A ($29.99, scores 29).
This site sampled 585 of its Steam-purchase reviews; 2 were written by buyers who refunded it, sampled from reviews written March 2020 to August 2026.
No data upstream: critic score (Metacritic), achievement curve (Steam global achievements).
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No-brainer Heroes 挂机吧！勇者 scores 30/100 on the BANG Score (a skip). Length is estimated at 8 hours, not measured, so the score is docked. The BANG Score rates what a game is worth for the money. Via Steam BANGERS. https://steambangers.com/game/1097420/no-brainer-heroesThe BANG Score is one number for value, 0 to 100: price against how it reviews and how long it was built to be. It answers the money question and stops there; whether the game is for you is still your call.
Reviews set the ceiling and price moves you inside it, so a cheap game that reviews badly cannot climb. Ratings from few reviewers are shrunk toward the middle, so 100 percent from nine people does not outrank 96 percent from ninety thousand. Length comes from HowLongToBeat where it can be matched, measured against a per-genre floor so a five-hour narrative game is judged against other narrative games rather than against a sixty-hour RPG. Where no verified length exists the score says so and carries a dock, because the biggest input is then a guess. The full method, including where it is weak → Steam reviews as of Aug 2, price as of Jul 17.
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