Finnish Army Simulator

Finnish Army Simulator

Worth it · RPG · 2023 · Early Access

Steam Deck Unsupported

The verdict

BUY IT.

Worth it at $29.99.

Length
35h
Value
$0.86/hr
Reviews
89% of 561 positive
No price makes it a BANGER.
Watch this gameOne alert at a price you pick.

Buy now or wait

Discounted in 5 of its last 8 seasonal sales. Last cut ended 11 days ago.

Next sale
Winter Sale, Dec 17 to Jan 4

Sources: IsThereAnyDeal, Valve.

What drives the score

How to read this

Grades run S to D, read from the buyer's side. ▲ marks a lift, ▼ a drag or a dock, ? an input we do not have, • a fact this genre's score does not use. How the grades work

Raising the score
Value$0.86/hr
Price per hour of game. It moves the score inside the ceiling reviews set
Holding it back
Reviews89% positive
Gates the score. Weak reviews cap it, and nothing reaches BANGER without strong ones Scored as 88% after the small-sample adjustment
Early accessUnfinished
Still in development, a small confidence discount until 1.0
For context
MonetizationNot known
No monetization record for this game, so nothing is assumed either way
Refunds3 of 356 reviews
Steam-purchase reviews sampled whose writer refunded the game. Nothing is docked
AI contentNone disclosed
From the developer's own Steam disclosure. No disclosure is not proof of none, so it does not move the score

About the game

Military service, just like you remember it! Or if you don’t, you’ll feel like you do.
Description from the Steam store page.
Minimum specs

Minimum on the Steam store: Dedicated video card recommended, 10 GB of storage. Windows only.

The value story

It has been discounted 27 times in the 4 years tracked here. The median cut across all of them is 34 percent, about 6 weeks apart. Today it is at full price, and its last discount ended 11 days ago.

Value puts it in the top 6 percent of the games it competes with. It is pricier than 95 percent of its genre, and better reviewed than 91 percent. Among the games that feel like it, No Time ($12.99, scores 89) beats it on value, while it beats KINGDOMS ($9.99, scores 24).

More about Finnish Army Simulator

3 of the 356 Steam-purchase reviews sampled here come from buyers who refunded the game, sampled from reviews written January 2023 to August 2026.

The drop-off

95% start to <1% rarest
050100rarestfirst achievement

No achievement in this game marks the ending, so there is no finish rate. The curve runs from the most-unlocked achievement to the rarest, and its shape is where players stop. Steam global achievements

Players

Players online
1 when we last checked, on Oct 18, 23:53 UTC

Player counts from the Steam Web API.

What players say

First of all I really want to like this game, it has a lot of potential for a fun unique game. Problem is that no updates have been relesed over a year (last time november 2024)! Second of all game is full of bugs and lags and frame generation is horribly laggy (I know its early access). In overall I dont think the game is worth the early access price tag nor it is worth the dicsounted price (18 euros). I really...
ArtycNot recommendedafter 5.7hDec 2025early accessRead on Steam
2 more reviews, 2 not recommended
The game does feel funny to play at first but loses the humor after few hours when you realize you are just skipping time to the next activity. Activities just keep getting further apart from each other and so does the enjoyment you get from the game. Not worth 30€ and if you are gonna buy it please go check the update history so you can see the dedication the devs have for the game.
MipeNot recommendedafter 20hDec 2025early accessRead on Steam
Abandoned game, in 1,5 years they added a sun and shaders to the game. Unless there will be a complete 180 degree turn in their developement, don't expect anything than a buggy mess and some small funny bits every now and then. Maybe this right now could be worth like 2 or 5€? Definitely not 30€, and it won't be worth that much in a long while.
SlubisNot recommendedafter 12hDec 2025early accessRead on Steam

Steam reviews, mixed to its ratio and rotated daily. Opinions are theirs.

No data upstream: critic score (Metacritic).

Cite this score

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Finnish Army Simulator scores 70/100 on the BANG Score (worth it) as of Oct 19, 2026. The BANG Score rates what a game is worth for the money. Via Steam BANGERS. https://steambangers.com/game/1184250/finnish-army-simulator
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Reviews set the ceiling, and price against real length moves the BANG Score inside it. How it works, and where it is weak → Steam reviews as of Sep 28, price as of Oct 18. A number here look wrong? Tell me and I will check the inputs.

Tags

Steam user tags as SteamSpy recorded them

Details

DeveloperPlease Be Patient
PublisherPlease Be Patient
GenreRPG
Released2023
Players35Kowners, SteamSpy estimate
Achievements46