Wish-granting Mermaid’s Tears in the hands of SpongeBob and Patrick… What could go wrong? Sure, the very fabric holding the universe together could come undone, opening portals into wild Wishworlds. But that’s nothing our favorite sponge can’t handle- with the right cosmic costume!
Each input wears a grade, S to D, read from the buyer's side. The color is the direction: green raises the score, red lowers it, grey sits neutral. ▼ marks a dock, ? a missing input, • a fact this genre's score does not use. The exact weights stay secret. These are the inputs and the direction each pushes.
Most players never reach the end. On a 7.1-hour game, that's a lot you pay for and may never use. Steam global achievements
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Worth it · Action · 2023
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Yes, worth it at $9.99. A BANGER if it drops to $5.51.
about 7.1h$9.99 (~)
Better value than 99% of Action games
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SpongeBob SquarePants: The Cosmic Shake scores 75/100 on the BANG Score (worth it). The BANG Score rates what a game is worth for the money. Via Steam BANGERS. https://steamBANGERS.com/game/1282150/spongebob-squarepants-the-cosmic-shake<a href="https://steamBANGERS.com/game/1282150/spongebob-squarepants-the-cosmic-shake"><img src="https://steambangers.com/api/badge/1282150" alt="BANG Score" width="340" height="80"></a>[](https://steamBANGERS.com/game/1282150/spongebob-squarepants-the-cosmic-shake)The BANG Score is one number for value, 0 to 100: price against how it reviews and how long it was built to be. It rates value, not taste. Whether it is for you is on you. How the score is computed → Data · updated 5h ago.
Low $7.99High $39.99Now $9.9975% off high
Price line + bands by tier:BANGERWorth itFairSkipPrice history via IsThereAnyDeal.
Peak 34Low 34Latest 34
Daily peak concurrent players.Player counts via SteamSpy.
The lowest price on record is $7.99, set in April 2026. It has been discounted 29 times in the 4 years tracked here, typically at 67 percent off, with about 6 weeks between sales. The math puts its BANGER price at $5.51. No recorded sale has reached it yet.
On value it sits in the top 1 percent of its genre. Among the games that feel like it, SpongeBob SquarePants: Battle for Bikini Bottom - Rehydrated ($7.49, scores 88) beats it on value, while it beats Disney Epic Mickey: Rebrushed ($15.99, scores 56).
Steam's global achievement data says about 8 percent of players ever finish it. On a 7.1-hour game, that is a lot of paid-for hours most people never see.
No data upstream: critic score (Metacritic).