Witchy Life Story
Skip · Strategy · 2022
Steam Deck UnsupportedThe verdict
SKIP IT.
It scores 39, under the fair line, at $19.99.
- Length
- 4h
- Value
- $5.00/hr
- Reviews
- 78% positive
Watch this gameOne alert when it is worth buying.
Minimum on the Steam store: 4 GB of memory, DirectX compatible card, 1 GB of storage. Windows only.
You have two weeks to save the harvest festival! Tend your garden and collect plants for spells and rituals to help the villagers of Flora. After all, if magic isn't for solving everyday problems, what’s the point of a village witch anyway? A cozy story filled with chaos, friendship, and romance!
What drives the score
How to read this
Grades run S to D, read from the buyer's side. ▲ marks a lift, ▼ a drag or a dock, ? an input we do not have, • a fact this genre's score does not use. How the grades work
The value story
The lowest price on record is $5.99, set in March 2026. Its cuts run 50 percent off as a rule. There have been 40 in the 4 years tracked, about 5 weeks apart.
On value it sits in the top 31 percent of its genre. It is pricier than 89 percent of its genre, and better reviewed than 71 percent. Among the games that feel like it, Amber Isle ($6.24, scores 63) beats it on value, while it beats Hokko Life ($19.99, scores 16).
Of the 483 Steam-purchase reviews this site sampled, 9 come from buyers who refunded the game, sampled from reviews written October 2022 to August 2026.
Finishing takes 4 hours; clearing it takes 9, which is 2.3 times the campaign.
The drop-off
98% start to 1% rarestNo achievement in this game marks the ending, so there is no finish rate. The curve runs from the most-unlocked achievement to the rarest, and its shape is where players stop. Steam global achievements
Players
3 players online when we last checked, on Oct 1, 15:50 UTC.
Player counts from the Steam Web API.
What players say
I liked parts of it but the writing felt immature and basic. The game has a lot of potential just seems like the story telling was lacking and not exactly what was advertised in my opinion.
Unfortunately, just a really dull game. The main character is super snarky and unfriendly for some reason, and there's no getting around the way she handles conversations. There's not enough like, actual content and game play, to warrant continue playing this past maybe a half an hour.
I really enjoyed playing through this game! The art style is so pretty, the music always fit the mood and the characters were all fleshed out and lovable in their own ways - I was attached to them all! Learning their stories and helping them all felt really rewarding. The potion making process was fun, though I do wish that there were some more things for you to do like foraging, or decorating the bottles/bags...
Steam reviews, mixed to match its Steam ratio and rotated daily. Opinions are theirs.
No data upstream: critic score (Metacritic).
Cite this score
Witchy Life Story scores 39/100 on the BANG Score (a skip) as of Oct 2, 2026. The BANG Score rates what a game is worth for the money. Via Steam BANGERS. https://steambangers.com/game/1427340/witchy-life-storyReviews set the ceiling, and price against real length moves the BANG Score inside it. How it works, and where it is weak → Steam reviews as of Sep 27, price as of Oct 1.
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