Noobs Want to Live
Worth it · Roguelike · 2023
Steam Deck PlayableThe verdict
BUY IT.
Worth it at $3.24, the lowest Steam price we have tracked since Feb 2023.
- Reviews
- 89% positive
Buy now or wait
The Autumn Sale is on until Oct 8. It is 35% off today.
Discounted in each of its last 8 seasonal sales on record.
- Typical seasonal cut
- 35% ($3.24)
Sources: IsThereAnyDeal, Valve.
Watch this gameOne alert when it is worth buying.
Minimum on the Steam store: 4 GB of memory, Intel UHD 630, 1 GB of storage. Runs on Windows, macOS.
Noobs Want to Live is a fast-paced roguelike featuring several characters and a large pool of skills to choose from (that synergize with one another, too!) Fight, kill, grow. Each run is a new chance to create a steamrolling build!
What drives the score
How to read this
Grades run S to D, read from the buyer's side. ▲ marks a lift, ▼ a drag or a dock, ? an input we do not have, • a fact this genre's score does not use. How the grades work
The value story
January 2025 is where it bottomed out, at $3.24. 30 discounts in the 4 years on record. They run about 30 percent off, roughly 6 weeks apart. Today's $3.24 at 35 percent off matches the lowest price in the record.
Value puts it in the top 23 percent of the games it competes with. It is cheaper than 84 percent of its genre, and better reviewed than 75 percent. Among the games that feel like it, Himno (free, scores 80) beats it on value, while it beats Karate Survivor ($1.49, scores 62).
Of the 800 Steam-purchase reviews this site sampled, 2 come from buyers who refunded the game, sampled from reviews written February 2023 to August 2026. Inside the two-hour refund window, 77 percent of the 363 reviews written there were positive, against 89 percent overall, and those are 8 percent of everything written about it.
The drop-off
94% start to 11% rarestNo achievement in this game marks the ending, so there is no finish rate. The curve runs from the most-unlocked achievement to the rarest, and its shape is where players stop. Steam global achievements
No data upstream: critic score (Metacritic).
Cite this score
Noobs Want to Live scores 71/100 on the BANG Score (worth it) as of Oct 2, 2026. The BANG Score rates what a game is worth for the money. Via Steam BANGERS. https://steambangers.com/game/1737340/noobs-want-to-liveReviews set the ceiling, and the size of the player base moves the BANG Score inside it. How it works, and where it is weak → Steam reviews as of Sep 26, price as of Oct 1.
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