Noobs Want to Live is a fast-paced roguelike featuring several characters and a large pool of skills to choose from (that synergize with one another, too!) Fight, kill, grow. Each run is a new chance to create a steamrolling build!
Each input wears a grade, S to D, read from the buyer's side. The color is the direction: green raises the score, red lowers it, grey sits neutral. ▼ marks a dock, ? a missing input, • a fact this genre's score does not use. The exact weights stay secret. These are the inputs and the direction each pushes.
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Fair · Action · 2023
NO RUSH.
Fair at $4.99. Buy it if you want it, no rush.
$4.99
Better value than 97% of Action games
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Noobs Want to Live scores 66/100 on the BANG Score (fair value). The BANG Score rates what a game is worth for the money. Via Steam BANGERS. https://steamBANGERS.com/game/1737340/noobs-want-to-live<a href="https://steamBANGERS.com/game/1737340/noobs-want-to-live"><img src="https://steambangers.com/api/badge/1737340" alt="BANG Score" width="340" height="80"></a>[](https://steamBANGERS.com/game/1737340/noobs-want-to-live)The BANG Score is one number for value, 0 to 100: price against how it reviews and how long it was built to be. It rates value, not taste. Whether it is for you is on you. How the score is computed → Data · updated 2h ago.
Low $3.24High $4.99Now $4.99
PricePrice history via IsThereAnyDeal.
No data upstream: critic score (Metacritic), achievement curve (Steam global achievements).
The lowest price on record is $3.24, set in January 2025. It has been discounted 29 times in the 3 years tracked here, typically at 30 percent off, with about 6 weeks between sales. Today it is at full price. The last sale was about 7 weeks ago, and on this game's rhythm the next one tends to arrive within 6 weeks.
On value it sits in the top 3 percent of its genre. It outscores the games it most resembles, including EDGE ($6.99, scores 65) and LEGO® The Lord of the Rings™ ($19.99, scores 65).