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SIT DOWN, PLEASE
16BANG SCORE

SIT DOWN, PLEASE

Skip · Strategy · 2021

Light on value at this price: $1.99, 68% positive.

Limited data: only 9 reviews so far, so this score is provisional.

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Better value than 29% of Strategy games

Step into a scientist's shoes in a story driven game which leads you to discover a mysterious and unknown world by torturing characters. In order to find out all the hidden secrets, try to keep the guinea pigs alive for as long as possible by using the scientist's machinery.

Price
$1.99
Reviews
68%
9 reviews
Released
2021
What drives the score
Reviews68% positive
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Monetization✓ None
No microtransactions, nothing drags the score down

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DeveloperSawyHeartGames
PublisherSawyHeartGames
GenreStrategy

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SIT DOWN, PLEASE
$1.99
Buy on Steam · $1.99Cheaper keys on G2A

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