Goat Simulator: Remastered
Fair · Strategy · 2024
Steam Deck VerifiedThe verdict
NO RUSH.
Fair at $29.99. Buy it if you want it.
- Length
- 3h
- Value
- $10.00/hr
- Reviews
- 88% positive
Buy now or wait
Discounted in each of its last 7 seasonal sales on record.
- Next sale
- Autumn Sale, Oct 1 to 8
- Autumn Sale cooldown
- None on record
- Typical seasonal cut
- 50% ($14.99)
- Deepest seasonal cut
- 66% ($10.19)
- Last discount ended
- 24 days ago
Watch it for a saleSources: IsThereAnyDeal, Valve.
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Minimum on the Steam store: 8 GB of memory, GTX 1050 Ti (4GB VRAM), 12 GB of storage. Windows only.
Goat Simulator Remastered is the latest in goat simulation technology. Your favorite chaotic sandbox is back and more beautiful than ever, with updated graphics, every DLC, and more bugs that you can shake a goat at. WASD to rewrite history.
What drives the score
How to read this
Grades run S to D, read from the buyer's side. ▲ marks a lift, ▼ a drag or a dock, ? an input we do not have, • a fact this genre's score does not use. How the grades work
The value story
June 2026 is where it bottomed out, at $10.19. It has been discounted 15 times in the 2 years tracked here, typically at 50 percent off, with about 6 weeks between sales. Today it is at full price, and its last discount ended about 3 weeks ago.
Against its own genre it lands in the top 9 percent on value. It is pricier than 96 percent of its genre, and better reviewed than 92 percent. Among the games that feel like it, Goat Simulator 3 ($29.99, scores 66) beats it on value, while it beats Youtubers Life ($19.99, scores 44).
This site sampled 439 of its Steam-purchase reviews; 23 were written by buyers who refunded it, sampled from reviews written November 2024 to September 2026. That is more refunded reviewers than 9 in 10 paid games this site has sampled to the same depth, and among the 2,848 games in its genre sampled this deeply, 236 have a larger share. The typical game sits near 5 in 1,000, so the score docks it. 1 of the 23 refunded reviewers was past Valve's two-hour window when they wrote the review. Inside the two-hour refund window, 64 percent of the 263 reviews written there were positive, against 88 percent overall, and those are 23 percent of everything written about it.
3 hours to finish it, 12 to exhaust it. The completionist tail is 4.1 times the campaign.
At 3 hours it is a handheld-sized game, and Valve rates it Deck Verified.
The drop-off
99% start to 4% rarestNo achievement in this game marks the ending, so there is no finish rate. The curve runs from the most-unlocked achievement to the rarest, and its shape is where players stop. Steam global achievements
Players
About 19 players at once, as of Sep 24.
Player counts via SteamSpy.
What players say
I mean, it's Goat Simulator and it has all the stuff. Goat Z, Waste Of Space, Goat MMO, etc. I find it strange it has less achievements than the original though. My other hope for this game was since it was being "remastered", my assumption was they were updating the game to have the quality of life improvements and smoother feel that Goat Simulator 3 has. But tbh this game and the original feel and look the same to...
Steam reviews, mixed to match its Steam ratio and rotated daily. Opinions are theirs.
No data upstream: critic score (Metacritic).
Cite this score
Goat Simulator: Remastered scores 57/100 on the BANG Score (fair value). The BANG Score rates what a game is worth for the money. Via Steam BANGERS. https://steambangers.com/game/1762930/goat-simulator-remasteredReviews set the ceiling, and price against real length moves the BANG Score inside it. How it works, and where it is weak → Steam reviews as of Sep 24, price as of Sep 24.
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