SlavicPunk: Oldtimer
Skip · Shooter · 2023
Steam Deck PlayableThe verdict
SKIP IT.
It scores 13, under the fair line, at $17.99.
- Length
- 4h
- Value
- $4.50/hr
- Reviews
- 65% of 211 positive
Watch this gameOne alert at a price you pick.
Buy now or wait
Next discount: likely in the Winter Sale, Dec 17 to Jan 4, at about $2.69 (85% off). Calls like this were right 89% of the time in a backtest over 70 weeks.
Discounted in each of its last 8 seasonal sales. Last cut ended 11 days ago.
- Next sale
- Winter Sale, Dec 17 to Jan 4
Sources: IsThereAnyDeal, Valve.
What drives the score
How to read this
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About the game
The game is an isometric shooter. The story revolves around Yanus- a private investigator with a troubled past trying to solve the case of stolen data while fighting his inner demons, urban gangs and an omnipotent corporation responsible for the decay of the city he once used to call his own.
Minimum specs
Minimum on the Steam store: 8 GB of memory, GeForce GTX 960 (4096 MB), 17 GB of storage. Windows only.
The value story
22 discounts in the 3 years on record, a median of 60 percent off across all of them, roughly 6 weeks apart. Today it is at full price, and its last discount ended 11 days ago.
It is pricier than 66 percent of its genre, and less well reviewed than 79 percent. On the same math RUINER ($19.99, scores 57) and Nex Machina ($19.99, scores 66) are the better buys, and they are the games it most resembles.
The drop-off
41% start to <1% rarestNo achievement in this game marks the ending, so there is no finish rate. The curve runs from the most-unlocked achievement to the rarest, and its shape is where players stop. Steam global achievements
What players say
Game was good enough to finish (4 hours long), but not good enough to recommend. The game is average on all accounts.
2 more reviews, 1 not recommended
sucks. Visibility of player and space: Sucks. Impenetrable shields: Sucks. Enemies spawning out of nowhere: Sucks. nonsencical cutscenes with no relation to the game: Sucks. Poor dialogue visualization and inability to recall the conversations so you find out what the hell is going on: sucks. Main character (you) is imbecile, no matter what you want or do. Sucks. It sucks being Russian.
This game seems to be the definition of style over substance. The world is interesting but quite empty. You will roam around a few streets in the main hub, see a few places that might interest you but tough luck - they are out of bounds. There are people around but their personality is thin, having at best a couple lines of dialogue. The same goes to the mechanics, they are as basic as they get. Hacking seemed...
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Cite this score
SlavicPunk: Oldtimer scores 13/100 on the BANG Score (a skip) as of Oct 19, 2026. The BANG Score rates what a game is worth for the money. Via Steam BANGERS. https://steambangers.com/game/1820140/slavicpunk-oldtimerReviews set the ceiling, and price against real length moves the BANG Score inside it. How it works, and where it is weak → Steam reviews as of Sep 27, price as of Oct 19. A number here look wrong? Tell me and I will check the inputs.