Granny Remake
Fair · Action · 2023
Steam Deck PlayableThe verdict
NO RUSH.
Fair at $4.89. Buy it if you want it.
- Length
- 3.4h
- Value
- $1.44/hr
- Reviews
- 82% positive
Buy now or wait
The Autumn Sale is on until Oct 8. It is 30% off today.
Discounted in each of its last 8 seasonal sales on record.
- Typical seasonal cut
- 60% ($2.79)
- Deepest seasonal cut
- 90% ($0.69)
Sources: IsThereAnyDeal, Valve.
Watch this gameOne alert when it is worth buying.
Minimum on the Steam store: 4 GB of memory, GTX 1050TI, 4 GB of storage. Windows only.
Live or die in silence. Granny Remake is a tense first-person survival horror in a reimagined, trap-filled house. Search for keys and tools, stay quiet while Granny reacts to noise, and escape by car, police rescue, the front door — or the hidden UFO route.
What drives the score
How to read this
Grades run S to D, read from the buyer's side. ▲ marks a lift, ▼ a drag or a dock, ? an input we do not have, • a fact this genre's score does not use. How the grades work
The value story
The lowest price on record is $0.69, set in December 2025. Its cuts run 40 percent off as a rule. There have been 18 in the 3 years tracked, about 8 weeks apart. Today's $4.89 at 30 percent off still sits 609 percent above the floor, so a deeper cut exists in its history.
Take the discount away and it is a 56. With it, 60.
Against its own genre it lands in the top 6 percent on value. It is better reviewed than 84 percent of its genre. Among the games that feel like it, Penumbra: Black Plague Gold Edition ($9.99, scores 63) beats it on value, while it beats Apsulov: End of Gods ($19.99, scores 51).
Steam's global achievement data puts about 5 percent of players at this game's ending achievement. On a 3.4-hour game, the hours short of it still count in its price per hour. Of the 676 Steam-purchase reviews this site sampled, 39 come from buyers who refunded the game, sampled from reviews written July 2023 to August 2026. That is more refunded reviewers than 9 in 10 paid games this site has sampled to the same depth, and among the 2,814 games in its genre sampled this deeply, 214 have a larger share. The typical game sits near 5 in 1,000, so the score docks it. 6 of the 39 refunded reviewers were past Valve's two-hour window when they wrote the review. Inside the two-hour refund window, 72 percent of the 722 reviews written there were positive, against 82 percent overall, and those are 34 percent of everything written about it.
The main story runs 3.4 hours. Doing everything runs 11, 3.3 times as long.
The drop-off
9% start to 5% finishSteam counts fewer than one in ten of its players at the ending achievement. On a 3.4-hour game, that's a lot you pay for and may never use. Steam global achievements
Players
4 players online when we last checked, on Sep 27, 23:49 UTC.
Player counts from the Steam Web API.
What players say
"Dad, do I have to go? Yes, it'll be fine" "Mom?" "It's okay, sweetie, granny's awesome You're gonna have a good time" "I don't want to be here" Granny's house I don't wanna stay, I just wanna go home I don't wanna be at granny's house She be creeping me out Take me home right now I don't wanna stay at granny's house I don't wanna stay, I just wanna go home I don't wanna be at granny's house She be creeping me out...
A lot more little things to do then the original, but overall takes practice and a few runs.
I don't think the developers realized what they were doing, overcomplicating the simple idea of granny and turning her into a quick profit is sickening.
Steam reviews, mixed to match its Steam ratio and rotated daily. Opinions are theirs.
No data upstream: critic score (Metacritic).
Cite this score
Granny Remake scores 60/100 on the BANG Score (fair value) as of Oct 2, 2026. The BANG Score rates what a game is worth for the money. Via Steam BANGERS. https://steambangers.com/game/2110820/granny-remakeReviews set the ceiling, and price against real length moves the BANG Score inside it. How it works, and where it is weak → Steam reviews as of Sep 26, price as of Oct 1.
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