Garten of Banban

Garten of Banban

Skip · Action · 2023

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The verdict

SKIP IT.

The reviews do not carry it. What it costs you is time.

Length
0.5h
Price
Free to play
Reviews
54% positive

Recent reviews trending up: 70% over the last 30 days against 54% all-time.

Length
0.5h
main story (HowLongToBeat)
Completionist
0.8h
100% (HowLongToBeat)
$/hr
Free
price ÷ main-story length
Price
Free
Reviews
54%
13,511 reviews, as of Sep 26
Players
350K
owners, SteamSpy estimate
Released
2023

Minimum on the Steam store: 4 GB of memory, DirectX 11 or 12 compatible graphics card. Windows only.

Enter Banban's Kindergarten, and you're sure to make some friends. Explore the mysterious establishment and don't lose your life and sanity. Uncover the horrifying truth behind the place, but be careful, as you are far from alone…
Description from the Steam store page.

What drives the score

How to read this

Grades run S to D, read from the buyer's side. ▲ marks a lift, ▼ a drag or a dock, ? an input we do not have, • a fact this genre's score does not use. How the grades work

Raising the score
ValueFree
Price per hour of game. It moves the score inside the ceiling reviews set
MonetizationNone
Checked: no in-game purchases or loot boxes. That earns a small credit unless Steam lists in-app purchases
Recent reviews70% (30 days)
Trending up vs lifetime, a small lift
Holding it back
Reviews54% positive
Gates the score. Weak reviews cap it, and nothing reaches BANGER without strong ones
Reach350K+ owners
How many own it, by SteamSpy's estimate (an old snapshot). A free game has no price to weigh, so this is its value read
For context
Length0.5 hours
How much game you get. Hours feed the value per dollar
RefundsFree
A free game cannot be refunded, so the label never applies
AI contentNone disclosed
From the developer's own Steam disclosure. No disclosure is not proof of none, so it does not move the score

The value story

It is less well reviewed than 98 percent of its genre. The games it most resembles do better on the same math. Garten of Banban 2 ($2.49, scores 21) and Garten of Banban 3 ($2.49, scores 37) both outscore it.

Players rate it 54 percent positive over its lifetime, and the last 30 days run 70 percent. It is aging into a better game than its average suggests.

21 players were online in it when we last checked, on Sep 28, 04:46 UTC.

The drop-off

3% start to <1% rarest
050100rarestfirst achievement

No achievement in this game marks the ending, so there is no finish rate. The curve runs from the most-unlocked achievement to the rarest, and its shape is where players stop. Steam global achievements

Players

21 players online when we last checked, on Sep 28, 04:46 UTC.

Player counts from the Steam Web API.

No data upstream: critic score (Metacritic).

Cite this score

BANG Score badge
Garten of Banban scores 2/100 on the BANG Score (a skip) as of Oct 2, 2026. The BANG Score rates what a game is worth for the money. Via Steam BANGERS. https://steambangers.com/game/2232840/garten-of-banban
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Reviews set the ceiling, and the size of the player base moves the BANG Score inside it. How it works, and where it is weak → Steam reviews as of Sep 26.

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Tags

Steam user tags as SteamSpy recorded them

Details

DeveloperEuphoric Brothers
PublisherEuphoric Brothers
GenreAction
Released2023
Achievements14