Mount Your Friends
BANGER · Strategy · 2014
Steam Deck PlayableThe verdict
BUY IT.
A BANGER at $1.74.
- Cost per hourS
- $1.02/hr
- ReviewsS
- 95% of 7,665
- Genre rank
- Top 1% Strategy
Watch this gameAlready a BANGER on sale. Pick a lower price.
Time and effort
- Main story
- 1.7h
- To 100%
- 7.4h 4.4x the story
- Achievements
- 8
Price and sales
- Sales
- 109 on record
- Typical cut
- 65% off
- Steam low
- $0.99 March 2020
- Sale every
- 36d last November 2026
Players and genre
- Online
- 0 now
- Cheaper than
- 59% of its genre
- Better reviewed
- 99% of its genre
Price and player charts
The drop-off
3% start to 2% rarestThis site could not identify an ending achievement for this game, so there is no finish rate. Steam global achievements
The value story
The value story
It has never been cheaper than $0.99. That was March 2020. 109 discounts in the 12 years on record, a median of 65 percent off across all of them, roughly 5 weeks apart.
Its score puts it in the top 1 percent of the games it competes with. It is better reviewed than 99 percent of its genre. Among the games that feel like it, Human Fall Flat ($5.99, scores 95) beats it on value, while it beats Moving Out ($4.99, scores 57).
$8.41 is where it would stop being a BANGER.
More about Mount Your Friends
This site sampled 348 of its Steam-purchase reviews; 2 were written by buyers who refunded it, sampled from reviews written April 2020 to September 2026. Inside the two-hour refund window, 91 percent of the 2,097 reviews written there were positive, against 95 percent overall, and those are 41 percent of everything written about it.
1.7 hours to finish it, 7 to exhaust it. The completionist tail is 4.4 times the campaign.
Buy now or wait
Buy now or wait
Discounted in each of its last 8 seasonal sales.
- Next sale
- Winter Sale, Dec 17 to Jan 4
Sources: IsThereAnyDeal, Valve.
What drives the score
Grades: S best, D weakest
S is the best grade and D the weakest, judged as a buyer. ▲ raises the score, ▼ lowers it, ? is an input we do not have, • is a fact this genre's score does not use. How the grades work
What players say
There comes a time in every generation of man that great art is created and distributed to the masses. Buy this game right now, try not to masturbate so you can keep your hands on the controls, and get 3 friends to hump you into a tower!
Steam reviews, mixed to its ratio and rotated daily. Opinions are theirs.
About the game
Experience the extreme simulated sporting sensation that's sweeping our digital nation! Mount Your Friends is a fiercely competitive sporting event for you to play with your friends in the contextual security of your own home, assuming that your home is not composed of sexual innuendo.
Minimum specs
Minimum on the Steam store: 2 GB of memory, 205 MB of storage. Windows only.
No data upstream: critic score (Metacritic).
Cite this score
Mount Your Friends scores 93/100 on the BANG Score (a BANGER) as of Nov 8, 2026. The BANG Score rates what a game is worth for the money. Via Steam BANGERS. https://steambangers.com/game/296470/mount-your-friendsReviews set the ceiling, and price against real length moves the BANG Score inside it. How it works, and where it is weak → Steam reviews as of Oct 13, price as of Nov 7. A number here look wrong? Tell me and I will check the inputs.