
No, I'm not a Human
Worth it · Strategy · 2025
Steam Deck VerifiedThe verdict
BUY IT.
Worth it at $11.99, a BANGER if it drops to $6.13.
- Length
- 2.4h
- Value
- $5.00/hr
- Reviews
- 93% positive
Buy now or wait
The Autumn Sale is on until Oct 8. It is 20% off today.
Sources: IsThereAnyDeal, Valve.
Watch this gameOne alert when it is worth buying.
Minimum on the Steam store: 2 GB of memory, GTX 960. Windows only.
WARNING. Stay inside. Lock your doors. Close the blinds. Only let humans in. Eliminate all Visitors. An anxiety horror about paranoia in the End of Times.
What drives the score
How to read this
Grades run S to D, read from the buyer's side. ▲ marks a lift, ▼ a drag or a dock, ? an input we do not have, • a fact this genre's score does not use. How the grades work
The value story
June 2026 is where it bottomed out, at $11.24. It has been discounted 8 times in the 13 months tracked here, typically at 20 percent off, with about 7 weeks between sales. Today's $11.99 at 20 percent off still sits 7 percent above the floor, so a deeper cut exists in its history. $6.13 is what it would take to make this a BANGER, and nothing in its history goes that low.
At full price it scores 69. The current cut is what makes it a 73.
Value puts it in the top 3 percent of the games it competes with. It is pricier than 79 percent of its genre, and better reviewed than 98 percent. It scores the same as Nova Lands, which costs $19.99. This one is $11.99.
Steam's global achievement data puts 27 percent of players at this game's ending achievement. The median game this site can measure sits at 15. Of the 799 Steam-purchase reviews this site sampled, 48 come from buyers who refunded the game, sampled from reviews written November 2025 to August 2026. That is more refunded reviewers than 8 in 10 paid games this site has sampled to the same depth, and among the 2,725 games in its genre sampled this deeply, 501 have a larger share. Inside the two-hour refund window, 85 percent of the 3,110 reviews written there were positive, against 93 percent overall, and those are 12 percent of everything written about it.
Finishing takes 2.4 hours; clearing it takes 17, which is 7.1 times the campaign.
Valve rates it Steam Deck Verified, and at 2.4 hours it is short enough to finish on one.
The drop-off
91% start to 27% finishSteam counts a larger share of its players at the ending achievement than it does for most games this site can measure. Steam global achievements
Players
188 players online when we last checked, on Sep 30, 13:08 UTC.
Player counts from the Steam Web API.
No data upstream: critic score (Metacritic).
Cite this score
No, I'm not a Human scores 73/100 on the BANG Score (worth it) as of Oct 2, 2026. The BANG Score rates what a game is worth for the money. Via Steam BANGERS. https://steambangers.com/game/3180070/no-i-m-not-a-humanReviews set the ceiling, and price against real length moves the BANG Score inside it. How it works, and where it is weak → Steam reviews as of Sep 26, price as of Oct 2.
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