The Happyhills Homicide
Worth it · Narrative · 2024
Steam Deck PlayableThe verdict
PLAY IT.
Worth it, and it costs nothing.
- Length
- 1h
- Price
- Free to play
- Reviews
- 95% positive
Minimum on the Steam store: 512 MB of memory, DirectX 8-compatible graphics card with at least 32MB of video memory. Windows only.
Welcome to Happyhills, the town where you can indulge your deepest desires, make your wildest dreams come true, and slaughter anyone in your path. In this case, all three of these are the same. Welcome the citizens of Happyhills in your way!
What drives the score
How to read this
Grades run S to D, read from the buyer's side. ▲ marks a lift, ▼ a drag or a dock, ? an input we do not have, • a fact this genre's score does not use. How the grades work
- Player count is unknown. We assumed a small player base, about 500 owners.
The value story
Against its own genre it lands in the top 2 percent on value. It is better reviewed than 98 percent of its genre. Among the games that feel like it, BirdGut (free, scores 78) beats it on value, while it beats Krypta FM (free, scores 76).
3 players were online in it when we last checked, on Oct 1, 04:49 UTC.
Players
3 players online when we last checked, on Oct 1, 04:49 UTC.
Player counts from the Steam Web API.
No data upstream: critic score (Metacritic), achievement curve (Steam global achievements).
Cite this score
The Happyhills Homicide scores 77/100 on the BANG Score (worth it) as of Oct 2, 2026. Player count is unknown, so the score assumes a small player base; Steam shows 2,240 reviews, so it has at least that many owners. The BANG Score rates what a game is worth for the money. Via Steam BANGERS. https://steambangers.com/game/3278760/the-happyhills-homicideReviews set the ceiling, and the size of the player base moves the BANG Score inside it. How it works, and where it is weak → Steam reviews as of Sep 26.
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