Grass Simulator
Skip · Shooter · 2015
The verdict
SKIP IT.
It scores 5, under the fair line, at $4.99.
- Length
- 1.2h
- Value
- $4.16/hr
- Reviews
- 59% positive
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Minimum on the Steam store: 502 MB of memory, Intel HD Graphics 4000, 901 MB of storage. Runs on Windows, macOS, Linux.
Strap it on and lock 'n' load in Grass Simulator, where you will Shoot, Loot and MOO! your way through multiple game modes revolved around...GRASS! Grass Simulator will revolutionize the way you look at grass.
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The value story
December 2016 is where it bottomed out, at $0.74. 63 discounts in the 12 years on record. They run about 50 percent off, roughly 8 weeks apart.
It is cheaper than 79 percent of its genre, and less well reviewed than 90 percent. The games it most resembles do better on the same math. Streamer Daily ($11.99, scores 54) and G.O.P.O.T.A ($29.99, scores 29) both outscore it.
Inside the two-hour refund window, 63 percent of the 426 reviews written there were positive, against 59 percent overall, and those are 75 percent of everything written about it.
What players say
Grass Simulator by Daniel Davies is a peculiar artifact of a very specific era of indie game development, one where the term "simulator" became less about authenticity and more about absurdity, irony, and experimentation. At first glance, the game presents itself with an intentionally ridiculous premise: you take control of Garry Rambler, a gun-wielding character navigating a surreal world dominated by cows, endless...
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Cite this score
Grass Simulator scores 5/100 on the BANG Score (a skip) as of Oct 2, 2026. The BANG Score rates what a game is worth for the money. Via Steam BANGERS. https://steambangers.com/game/331200/grass-simulatorReviews set the ceiling, and price against real length moves the BANG Score inside it. How it works, and where it is weak → Steam reviews as of Sep 28, price as of Oct 1.
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