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Coffee Boobs
34BANG SCORE

Coffee & Boobs

Skip · Narrative · 2025

Light on value at this price: $3.99, 76% positive.

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The verdict

Better value than 55% of Narrative games

Coffee & Boobs is a 2D visual novel about a cozy coffee shop where the staff is hotter than a morning espresso. Help the hero fulfill his dream - to become the greatest barista and brew the kind of coffee that will make any date a success!

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Price
$3.99
Reviews
76%
497 reviews
Released
2025
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Reviews↑ 76% positive
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DeveloperTopHouse Studio
PublisherTopHouse Publishing
GenreNarrative
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Coffee & Boobs
$3.99−50%
Buy on Steam · $3.99Cheaper keys on G2A

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