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How To Train Your Cock
67BANG SCORE

How to Train Your Cock

Fair · Strategy · 2025

Fair value, not a standout: $2.99, 95% positive.

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The verdict

Better value than 98% of Strategy games

A chill idle game that sits in your screen while you do other tasks. Watch your cock train and grow, decorate his island, and buy him some stylish hats. Is your cock the biggest among your friends? Now it can be!

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Price
$2.99
Reviews
95%
1,882 reviews
Released
2025
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↑ Raising the score, ↓ lowering it, • neutral. Lime is a core driver, blue a supporting signal. The exact weights stay secret. These are the inputs and the direction each pushes.

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DeveloperLittle Horror Studios
PublisherLittle Horror Studios
GenreStrategy
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How to Train Your Cock
$2.99−25%
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