How to Train Your Cock
BANGER · Strategy · 2025
Steam Deck PlayableThe verdict
BUY IT.
A BANGER at $2.79, the lowest Steam price we have tracked since Oct 2025.
- Cost per hourS
- $0.05/hr
- ReviewsS
- 93% of 2,384
- Genre rank
- Top 1% Strategy
Recent reviews trending down: 85% over the last 30 days against 93% all-time.
Watch this gameAlready a BANGER on sale. Pick a lower price.
Time and effort
- Main story
- 53.4h
- To 100%
- 66.7h 1.2x the story
- Achievements
- 24
Price and sales
- Sales
- 10 on record
- Typical cut
- 25% off
- Steam low
- $2.79 September 2026
- Sale every
- 44d last October 2026
Players and genre
- Online
- 491 now
- Recent reviews
- 85% 30 days
- Cheaper than
- 72% of its genre
- Better reviewed
- 97% of its genre
Price and player charts
The drop-off
92% start to 6% rarestThis site could not identify an ending achievement for this game, so there is no finish rate. Steam global achievements
The value story
The value story
10 discounts in the 13 months on record, a median of 25 percent off across all of them, roughly 6 weeks apart. Today's $2.79 at 30 percent off matches the lowest price in the record.
Against its own genre its score lands in the top 1 percent. It is cheaper than 72 percent of its genre, and better reviewed than 97 percent. Among the games that feel like it, ScooterFlow ($19.99, scores 88) beats it on value, while it beats Game Dev Tycoon ($9.99, scores 86).
$43.81 is where it would stop being a BANGER.
More about How to Train Your Cock
Players rate it 93 percent positive over its lifetime, but the last 30 days run 85 percent. Something recent has soured the room. This site sampled 404 of its Steam-purchase reviews; 4 were written by buyers who refunded it, sampled from reviews written October 2025 to October 2026. Inside the two-hour refund window, 90 percent of the 151 reviews written there were positive, against 93 percent overall, and those are 8 percent of everything written about it.
Buy now or wait
Buy now or wait
Discounted in each of its last 4 seasonal sales.
- Next sale
- Winter Sale, Dec 17 to Jan 4
Sources: IsThereAnyDeal, Valve.
What drives the score
Grades: S best, D weakest
S is the best grade and D the weakest, judged as a buyer. ▲ raises the score, ▼ lowers it, ? is an input we do not have, • is a fact this genre's score does not use. How the grades work
About the game
A chill idle game that sits in your screen while you do other tasks. Watch your cock train and grow, decorate his island, and buy him some stylish hats. Is your cock the biggest among your friends? Now it can be!
Minimum specs
Minimum on the Steam store: 399 MB of storage. Windows only.
No data upstream: critic score (Metacritic).
Cite this score
How to Train Your Cock scores 87/100 on the BANG Score (a BANGER) as of Nov 8, 2026. The BANG Score rates what a game is worth for the money. Via Steam BANGERS. https://steambangers.com/game/3673060/how-to-train-your-cockReviews set the ceiling, and price against real length moves the BANG Score inside it. How it works, and where it is weak → Steam reviews as of Oct 31, price as of Nov 7. A number here look wrong? Tell me and I will check the inputs.