100
5BANG SCORE
Bernie Needs Love
Skip · shooter · 2015 · Early Access
Light on value at this price: $2.99, 61% positive.
The verdict
Better value than 14% of shooter games
A retro platformer about an old man who collects blue pills amidst urban dangers and bird poop in a desperate effort to reach his girlfriend before he is himself reached by the ever-approaching Grim Reaper.
Price
$2.99
Reviews
61%
26 reviews
Players
10K
owners (estimate)
Released
2015
What drives the score
Reviews61% positive
gates the score — weak reviews cap it, strong reviews unlock a BANGER
Reach10K+ players
how many own it — a popularity + confidence signal
Monetization✓ None
no microtransactions — nothing drags the score down
Early access↓ Unfinished
still in development — a small confidence discount until 1.0
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DeveloperProtomni Multimedia
PublisherProtomni Multimedia
Genreshooter
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