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42BANG SCORE
HELLLLLCAFEEEEE
Skip · Strategy · 2025
Light on value at this price: $1.33, 80% positive.
The verdict
Better value than 79% of Strategy games
Why am I serving coffee to them? Strange customers keep talking to me, and I just listen. What even is this café to me?"HELLLLLCAFEEEEE" is an adventure game set in a bizarre café.
Price
$1.33
Reviews
80%
36 reviews
Released
2025
What drives the score
Reviews80% positive
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Monetization✓ None
No microtransactions, nothing drags the score down
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GenreStrategy
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