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I Eat Paintings When Guards Aren T Looking
50BANG SCORE

I Eat Paintings When Guards Aren't Looking

Skip · Narrative · 2026

Light on value at this price: $4.79, 85% positive.

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The verdict

Better value than 81% of Narrative games

Find hidden objects in famous paintings… then eat them. Decode bizarre cravings, rip chunks out of Renaissance masterpieces, and snack your way through art history like the absolute menace you are.

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85%
48 reviews
Released
2026
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DeveloperFrog & Dove Games
PublisherFrog & Dove Games
GenreNarrative
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I Eat Paintings When Guards Aren't Looking
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