NO THING
Fair · Action · 2016
Steam Deck PlayableThe verdict
NO RUSH.
Fair at $3.99. Buy it if you want it.
- Length
- 4h 6.2h to 100%
- Value
- $1.00/hr
- Reviews
- 86% of 318 positive
Watch this gameOne alert at a price you pick.
Buy now or wait
Next discount: likely in the Winter Sale, Dec 17 to Jan 4, at about $1.99 (50% off). Calls like this were right 89% of the time in a backtest over 70 weeks.
Discounted in each of its last 8 seasonal sales. Last cut ended 11 days ago.
- Next sale
- Winter Sale, Dec 17 to Jan 4
Sources: IsThereAnyDeal, Valve.
What drives the score
How to read this
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About the game
The year is 1994 and it is the future. NO THING is a minimalistic surreal action game set in totalitarian regime of future. Tells the story of an office clerk who is sent with important message to the Queen of Ice.
Minimum specs
Minimum on the Steam store: 2 GB of memory, 297 MB of storage. Runs on Windows, macOS, Linux.
The value story
It has been discounted 53 times in the 11 years tracked here. The median cut across all of them is 50 percent, about 10 weeks apart. Today it is at full price, and its last discount ended 11 days ago.
On value it sits in the top 4 percent of its genre. It is cheaper than 68 percent of its genre, and better reviewed than 89 percent. Among the games that feel like it, Vangers ($6.99, scores 87) beats it on value, while it beats INK ($4.99, scores 58).
The drop-off
30% start to 3% rarestNo achievement in this game marks the ending, so there is no finish rate. The curve runs from the most-unlocked achievement to the rarest, and its shape is where players stop. Steam global achievements
What players say
And you run past Benjamin Franklin's head and gray identical skyscrapers, through crowds of cardboard people, through impossible mazes, trying not to fall, not to stumble, not to die. The road is merciless. It conceals turns to ambush you. It becomes a sequence of jumps where you can't just run. You have to fly and twist mid-air. Eventually you stop listening to the voice. Shut down your thoughts. Pure autopilot...
1 more review
The image of my subconscious. Drugs when they hit all their phases. Totalitarianism regime of happiness but I'm just a simple ordinary office clerk. I'm not important. But somehow they're proud of me. I was just 01 of 1994. Now I'm going to meet the queen. I think she got the message; she always knew. She knows I'm not just one. They're not on my side, but they are in me. There are three of us. Only one said...
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Cite this score
NO THING scores 66/100 on the BANG Score (fair value) as of Oct 19, 2026. The BANG Score rates what a game is worth for the money. Via Steam BANGERS. https://steambangers.com/game/444800/no-thingReviews set the ceiling, and price against real length moves the BANG Score inside it. How it works, and where it is weak → Steam reviews as of Sep 29, price as of Oct 18. A number here look wrong? Tell me and I will check the inputs.