Champions of Breakfast
Fair · Roguelike · 2016
Steam Deck PlayableThe verdict
NO RUSH.
Fair at $2.99. Buy it if you want it.
- Length
- 0.7h 80.1h to 100%
- Value
- $4.27/hr
- Reviews
- 84% of 208 positive
Watch this gameOne alert at a price you pick.
Buy now or wait
Discounted in 2 of its last 8 seasonal sales. Last cut ended 578 days ago.
- Next sale
- Winter Sale, Dec 17 to Jan 4
Sources: IsThereAnyDeal, Valve.
What drives the score
How to read this
Grades run S to D, read from the buyer's side. ▲ marks a lift, ▼ a drag or a dock, ? an input we do not have, • a fact this genre's score does not use. How the grades work
About the game
A fast-paced arcade shooter breakfast-hell.
Minimum specs
Minimum on the Steam store: 4 GB of memory, 512MB, 205 MB of storage. Runs on Windows, Linux.
The value story
52 discounts in the 11 years on record, a median of 40 percent off across all of them, roughly 7 weeks apart. Today it is at full price, and its last discount ended about 83 weeks ago.
Value puts it in the top 50 percent of the games it competes with. It is cheaper than 93 percent of its genre. Among the games that feel like it, Patch Quest ($14.99, scores 78) beats it on value, while it beats Exit the Gungeon ($9.99, scores 35).
More about Champions of Breakfast
HowLongToBeat players log 0.7 hours as a typical playtime, and completionists log 80, 114 times as much.
The drop-off
89% start to 2% rarestNo achievement in this game marks the ending, so there is no finish rate. The curve runs from the most-unlocked achievement to the rarest, and its shape is where players stop. Steam global achievements
What players say
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1 more review, not recommended
I'm not going to mention any PirateSoftware's recent drama, but I am writing this review because of it. I haven't played this game in a while, so if I get anything wrong, then it's just my memory. The game isn't horrible, but it isn't worth spending money on. The controls are great, but there's VERY little progression in the game--as far as I can remember, the only real progression is unlocking new kitchen...
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Cite this score
Champions of Breakfast scores 51/100 on the BANG Score (fair value) as of Oct 19, 2026. The BANG Score rates what a game is worth for the money. Via Steam BANGERS. https://steambangers.com/game/454380/champions-of-breakfastReviews set the ceiling, and the size of the player base moves the BANG Score inside it. How it works, and where it is weak → Steam reviews as of Sep 30, price as of Oct 19. A number here look wrong? Tell me and I will check the inputs.