Her Majesty's SPIFFING
Fair · Narrative · 2016
The verdict
BUY IT.
Fair at $2.39, the lowest Steam price we have tracked since Dec 2016. Buy it now if you want it.
- Length
- 2h 2.6h to 100%
- Value
- $1.20/hr
- Reviews
- 80% of 326 positive
Full price
Today
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Buy now or wait
Discounted in each of its last 8 seasonal sales.
- Next sale
- Winter Sale, Dec 17 to Jan 4
Sources: IsThereAnyDeal, Valve.
What drives the score
How to read this
Grades run S to D, read from the buyer's side. ▲ marks a lift, ▼ a drag or a dock, ? an input we do not have, • a fact this genre's score does not use. How the grades work
About the game
Her Majesty's SPIFFING is a quaint graphic adventure game following the exploits of Captain Frank Lee English and his trusted regional accented colleague, Aled, as they travel through the cosmos in search of planets to claim for a new Galactic British Empire!
Minimum specs
Minimum on the Steam store: 4 GB of memory, NVIDIA GeForce 9500 GT or equivalent, 4 GB of storage. Runs on Windows, macOS, Linux.
The value story
The lowest price on record is $2.39, set in November 2019. It has been discounted 39 times in the 10 years tracked here. The median cut across all of them is 75 percent, about 8 weeks apart.
On value it sits in the top 16 percent of its genre. It is pricier than 73 percent of its genre, and better reviewed than 65 percent. Among the games that feel like it, Little Inferno ($7.49, scores 81) beats it on value, while it beats Dude, Stop ($14.99, scores 53).
The drop-off
95% start to 13% rarestNo achievement in this game marks the ending, so there is no finish rate. The curve runs from the most-unlocked achievement to the rarest, and its shape is where players stop. Steam global achievements
What players say
Pretty funny. I got it for £1.99 and I wouldn't pay any more for how short it is though, and the gameplay itself is not so entertaining. You're basically paying for a few jokes. I'd just rather watch a walkthrough.
2 more reviews, 1 not recommended
Fun while it lasts, but very short with an abrupt ending. It appears to have never been truly finished and this may originally not have been intended to be the full game. Can't honestly recommend buying this for this price.
Great freaking game. True to the genre. Gen X here, and while it is short, it is true to form and you have to think. Just like the original games. They were not straight forward. You have to process. Great fun. 100% recommend
Steam reviews, mixed to its ratio and rotated daily. Opinions are theirs.
No data upstream: critic score (Metacritic).
Cite this score
Her Majesty's SPIFFING scores 55/100 on the BANG Score (fair value) as of Oct 19, 2026. The BANG Score rates what a game is worth for the money. Via Steam BANGERS. https://steambangers.com/game/488770/her-majesty-s-spiffingReviews set the ceiling, and price against real length moves the BANG Score inside it. How it works, and where it is weak → Steam reviews as of Sep 29, price as of Oct 18. A number here look wrong? Tell me and I will check the inputs.