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Calm Down Stalin
58BANG SCORE

Calm Down, Stalin

Fair · Short indie · 2016

Fair value, not a standout: $3.99, 90% positive.

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The verdict

Better value than 94% of Short indie games

Calm Down, Stalin is a game where you directly control your hands to threaten your enemies with nuclear weapons by moving your finger closer to The Button while signing important state papers, answering phone, dealing with your subordinates and fighting the stress of your job by smoking your pipe!

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Price
$3.99
Reviews
90%
1,136 reviews
Released
2016
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DeveloperCartboard Games
PublisherCartboard Games
GenreShort indie
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Calm Down, Stalin
$3.99
Buy on Steam · $3.99Cheaper keys on G2A

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