Eets
Fair · Strategy · 2006
Steam Deck PlayableThe verdict
NO RUSH.
Free and middling. Worth a look if the genre is yours.
- Length
- 4.6h
- Price
- Free to play
- Reviews
- 79% positive
Minimum on the Steam store: 4 GB of memory, DirectX-compatible graphics, 51 MB of storage. Runs on Windows, macOS, Linux.
Eets may have a cute outer-shell, but its Lemmings meets The Incredible Machine gameplay, crazy characters and over 100 increasingly tricky puzzles quickly sucks in even the most seasoned player.
What drives the score
How to read this
Every input gets a grade, S to D, read from the buyer's side. The score is multiplicative, so an input only counts as raising when it sits near the top of its own scale. Anything with real room left is holding the score back, because that room is the gap to 100. ▲ marks a lift, ▼ a drag or a dock, ? an input we do not have, • a fact this genre's score does not use. The exact weights stay secret.
The value story
Value puts it in the top 13 percent of the games it competes with. It is better reviewed than 74 percent of its genre. Among the games that feel like it, Sigils of Elohim (free, scores 77) beats it on value, while it beats Pixel Puzzles Ultimate Jigsaw Puzzles (free, scores 42).
It is still busy. 1 players were in it at once at the last check, across 81 days of tracking.
Players
1 players at peak in the last day.
The chart appears once this game has been counted more than once.Player counts via SteamSpy.
What players say
Feels to me like a PS1 era puzzle game. Personality and quality are here for free. Ez recommend
The most unhinged puzzle game I've played in the best way possible. Eets is a physics based puzzled game developed by Klei Entertainment released wayyyy back in 2006. Then getting delisted in 2015 for being so old it was unplayable out of the box, to recently getting restored in 2026. The game follows, well YOU, as you guide Eets to the goal in what has been described as "...Lemmings meets The Incredible Machine..."...
Player reviews from Steam: the most helpful all-time, plus the newest that clear the same quality bar, with the hours each player had put in when they wrote it. The mix of Recommended and Not recommended follows the game's Steam ratio. Rotates daily. Opinions are theirs.
No data upstream: achievement curve (Steam global achievements).
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Eets scores 52/100 on the BANG Score (fair value). The BANG Score rates what a game is worth for the money. Via Steam BANGERS. https://steambangers.com/game/6100/eetsThe BANG Score is one number for value, 0 to 100: price against how it reviews and how long it was built to be. It answers the money question and stops there; whether the game is for you is still your call.
Reviews set the ceiling and price moves you inside it, so a cheap game that reviews badly cannot climb. Ratings from few reviewers are shrunk toward the middle, so 100 percent from nine people does not outrank 96 percent from ninety thousand. Length comes from HowLongToBeat where it can be matched, measured against a per-genre floor so a five-hour narrative game is judged against other narrative games rather than against a sixty-hour RPG. Where no verified length exists the score says so and carries a dock, because the biggest input is then a guess. The full method, including where it is weak → Steam reviews as of Sep 3.
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