Ultimate Epic Battle Simulator
Skip · Action · 2017
Steam Deck PlayableThe verdict
SKIP IT.
It scores 38, under the fair line, at $14.99.
- Length
- 1.2h
- Value
- $12.49/hr
- Reviews
- 77% positive
Watch this gameOne alert when it is worth buying.
Minimum on the Steam store: 8 GB of memory, 5 GB of storage. Windows only.
Here is a sandbox like no other. Create massive battles with absolutely no limits. Want to see 10,000 chickens fight an army of Romans?? Sure, why not. Want to see a company of WW2 U.S soldiers fight 11,000 Medieval soldiers?? There are simply no limits to the carnage you can achieve in UEBS.
What drives the score
How to read this
Grades run S to D, read from the buyer's side. ▲ marks a lift, ▼ a drag or a dock, ? an input we do not have, • a fact this genre's score does not use. How the grades work
The value story
March 2026 is where it bottomed out, at $1.04. 47 discounts in the 9 years on record. They run about 76 percent off, roughly 8 weeks apart.
On value it sits in the top 30 percent of its genre. It is pricier than 85 percent of its genre, and better reviewed than 69 percent. Beast Battle Simulator ($9.99, scores 62) outscores it, and so does Bee Island ($9.99, scores 53). Both sit among its closest neighbours.
This site sampled 800 of its Steam-purchase reviews; 18 were written by buyers who refunded it, sampled from reviews written September 2020 to August 2026. That is more refunded reviewers than 8 in 10 paid games this site has sampled to the same depth, and among the 2,814 games in its genre sampled this deeply, 684 have a larger share. Inside the two-hour refund window, 54 percent of the 2,441 reviews written there were positive, against 77 percent overall, and those are 28 percent of everything written about it.
Finishing takes 1.2 hours; clearing it takes 19, which is 16 times the campaign.
Players
8 players online when we last checked, on Sep 28, 23:46 UTC.
Player counts from the Steam Web API.
What players say
I saw the entirety of my Jedi knights army deliberately going in deep river waters and dying all together. Quite accurate, highly recommend it
very fun and more fun and if you like killing people and making body towers you can also do it in this game too
Steam reviews, mixed to match its Steam ratio and rotated daily. Opinions are theirs.
No data upstream: critic score (Metacritic), achievement curve (Steam global achievements).
Cite this score
Ultimate Epic Battle Simulator scores 38/100 on the BANG Score (a skip) as of Oct 2, 2026. The BANG Score rates what a game is worth for the money. Via Steam BANGERS. https://steambangers.com/game/616560/ultimate-epic-battle-simulatorReviews set the ceiling, and price against real length moves the BANG Score inside it. How it works, and where it is weak → Steam reviews as of Sep 26, price as of Oct 1.
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