You usually play as the hero… but not this time! You're a lowly squire who's on an epic quest to get laid. Here's the catch: you've only got a few months left to find the girl of your dreams before you're shipped off to war. So git gud, get laid, and find man's greatest pleasure in Love Esquire!
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Skip · RPG · 2019
SKIP IT.
Skip it at $24.99. The value isn't there.
$24.99
Better value than 81% of RPG games
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Love Esquire - RPG/Dating Sim/Visual Novel scores 49/100 on the BANG Score (a skip). The BANG Score rates what a game is worth for the money. Via Steam BANGERS. https://steamBANGERS.com/game/849740/love-esquire-rpg-dating-sim-visual-novel<a href="https://steamBANGERS.com/game/849740/love-esquire-rpg-dating-sim-visual-novel"><img src="https://steambangers.com/api/badge/849740" alt="BANG Score" width="340" height="80"></a>[](https://steamBANGERS.com/game/849740/love-esquire-rpg-dating-sim-visual-novel)The BANG Score is one number for value, 0 to 100: price against how it reviews and how long it was built to be. It rates value, not taste. Whether it is for you is on you. How the score is computed → Data · updated 3h ago.
Low $14.99High $24.99Now $24.99
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The lowest price on record is $14.99, set in June 2022. It has been discounted 66 times in the 7 years tracked here, typically at 30 percent off, with about 5 weeks between sales.
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