Teleportals. I swear it's a nice game
BANGER · Action · 2018
The verdict
BUY IT.
A BANGER at $0.99.
- Length
- 4h 4.1h to 100%
- Value
- $0.25/hr
- Reviews
- 96% of 321 positive
Watch this gameOne alert when it goes on sale.
Buy now or wait
Discounted in 7 of its last 8 seasonal sales. Last cut ended 9 days ago.
- Next sale
- Winter Sale, Dec 17 to Jan 4
Sources: IsThereAnyDeal, Valve.
What drives the score
How to read this
Grades run S to D, read from the buyer's side. ▲ marks a lift, ▼ a drag or a dock, ? an input we do not have, • a fact this genre's score does not use. How the grades work
About the game
I swear it's a nice puzzle game.
Minimum specs
Minimum on the Steam store: 1 GB of memory, 2nd Generation Intel Core HD Graphics (2000/3000), 512MB, 297 MB of storage. Windows only.
The value story
It has never been cheaper than $0.28. That was December 2022. It has been discounted 45 times in the 8 years tracked here. The median cut across all of them is 51 percent, about 8 weeks apart.
Value puts it in the top 1 percent of the games it competes with. It is cheaper than 93 percent of its genre, and better reviewed than 98 percent. Among the games that feel like it, Leap Year ($3.99, scores 93) beats it on value, while it beats Type:Rider ($4.99, scores 56).
$5.08 is where it would stop being a BANGER.
The drop-off
93% start to 14% rarestNo achievement in this game marks the ending, so there is no finish rate. The curve runs from the most-unlocked achievement to the rarest, and its shape is where players stop. Steam global achievements
Players
- Players online
- 2 when we last checked, on Oct 5, 18:56 UTC
Player counts from the Steam Web API.
What players say
Expected breasts. Instead, I got a solid puzzle platformer... ... ... ... ... and breasts.
2 more reviews
I expected a mediocre game with anime clickbait. I got a pretty good platformer that held my interest enough that I didn't remember the gallery was a thing until 6 hours of messing around and after I got the true ending. I don't know if I should be upset or pleasantly surprised but I know I can recommend this as worth playing.
If you like Puzzles: Sudoku, Escape Rooms, Clues, Critical Thinking, Sokoban and combine that element into a 2D Platformer experience...This would be that game! I'm a bit of a fanatic when it comes to Puzzle Games and Teleportals is S-Tier in this genre. You can tell everything in the game feels really original and not very basic GameMaker assets. It is the Dev's 1st game I believe and it really feels like a Passion...
Steam reviews, mixed to its ratio and rotated daily. Opinions are theirs.
No data upstream: critic score (Metacritic).
Cite this score
Teleportals. I swear it's a nice game scores 87/100 on the BANG Score (a BANGER) as of Oct 19, 2026. The BANG Score rates what a game is worth for the money. Via Steam BANGERS. https://steambangers.com/game/873200/teleportals-i-swear-it-s-a-nice-gameReviews set the ceiling, and price against real length moves the BANG Score inside it. How it works, and where it is weak → Steam reviews as of Sep 29, price as of Oct 18. A number here look wrong? Tell me and I will check the inputs.