Dude Simulator 3
Skip · Action · 2019
The verdict
SKIP IT.
The value isn't there at $4.99.
- Reviews
- 68% positive
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Minimum on the Steam store: 1 GB of memory, GeForce GTX 550, 502 MB of storage. Windows only.
Dude Simulator 3 is an open world sandbox game. It is your friend’s birthday tomorrow. You have already bought him a present, now you only have to give it to him. But your friends lives in another city, quite far from you.
What drives the score
How to read this
Every input gets a grade, S to D, read from the buyer's side. The score is multiplicative, so an input only counts as raising when it sits near the top of its own scale. Anything with real room left is holding the score back, because that room is the gap to 100. ▲ marks a lift, ▼ a drag or a dock, ? an input we do not have, • a fact this genre's score does not use. The exact weights stay secret.
- How long it takes to beat isn't in our data. We scored it as a typical Action game (about 6 hours) and docked the score for the missing length.
The value story
It has never been cheaper than $0.49. That was October 2019. It has been discounted 54 times in the 7 years tracked here, typically at 86 percent off, with about 7 weeks between sales. Today it is at full price. The last sale was about 5 weeks ago, and on this game's rhythm the next one tends to arrive within 7 weeks.
It is less well reviewed than 79 percent of its genre. Among the games that feel like it, Totally Reliable Delivery Service ($14.99, scores 30) beats it on value, while it beats Dude Simulator 2 ($4.99, scores 2).
Of the 800 Steam-purchase reviews this site sampled, 14 come from buyers who refunded the game, sampled from reviews written April 2020 to August 2026. Inside the two-hour refund window, 62 percent of the 1,189 reviews written there were positive, against 68 percent overall, and those are 65 percent of everything written about it.
No data upstream: critic score (Metacritic), achievement curve (Steam global achievements).
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Dude Simulator 3 scores 19/100 on the BANG Score (a skip). Length is estimated at 6 hours, not measured, so the score is docked. The BANG Score rates what a game is worth for the money. Via Steam BANGERS. https://steambangers.com/game/1086640/dude-simulator-3The BANG Score is one number for value, 0 to 100: price against how it reviews and how long it was built to be. It answers the money question and stops there; whether the game is for you is still your call.
Reviews set the ceiling and price moves you inside it, so a cheap game that reviews badly cannot climb. Ratings from few reviewers are shrunk toward the middle, so 100 percent from nine people does not outrank 96 percent from ninety thousand. Length comes from HowLongToBeat where it can be matched, measured against a per-genre floor so a five-hour narrative game is judged against other narrative games rather than against a sixty-hour RPG. Where no verified length exists the score says so and carries a dock, because the biggest input is then a guess. The full method, including where it is weak → Steam reviews as of Aug 2, price as of Sep 24.
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