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Skip · strategy · 2020
Light on value at this price: $0.99, 80% positive.
Better value than 62% of strategy games
Welcome to Simp Simulator. Queen desires money, perhaps it's time to simp! Collect as many money sacks as you could and deliver them to your queen! Hurry though, queen does not like to wait.
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