Jack Lumber
Skip · Action · 2013
The verdict
SKIP IT.
It scores 13, under the fair line, at $4.99.
- Length
- 2.6h 5.6h to 100%
- Value
- $1.92/hr
- Reviews
- 63% of 366 positive
Watch this gameOne alert at a price you pick.
Buy now or wait
Not discounted in any of its last 8 seasonal sales. Last cut ended 3210 days ago.
- Next sale
- Winter Sale, Dec 17 to Jan 4
Sources: IsThereAnyDeal, Valve.
What drives the score
How to read this
Grades run S to D, read from the buyer's side. ▲ marks a lift, ▼ a drag or a dock, ? an input we do not have, • a fact this genre's score does not use. How the grades work
About the game
A tree killed his granny and now he is out for revenge. Meet Jack Lumber, the supernatural lumberjack who hates trees, loves animals, and hates trees. Did we say that twice? The guy really hates trees, and boy does he have an axe to grind.
Minimum specs
Minimum on the Steam store: 512 MB of memory, Video card with 64mb of memory, 399 MB of storage. Runs on Windows, macOS, Linux.
The value story
17 discounts in the 13 years on record, a median of 70 percent off across all of them, roughly 11 weeks apart. Today it is at full price, and its last discount ended about 459 weeks ago.
It is less well reviewed than 89 percent of its genre. The games it most resembles do better on the same math. You Must Build A Boat ($4.99, scores 56) and 10,000,000 ($4.99, scores 71) both outscore it.
More about Jack Lumber
The main story runs 2.6 hours. Doing everything runs 6, 2.2 times as long.
The drop-off
26% start to 3% rarestNo achievement in this game marks the ending, so there is no finish rate. The curve runs from the most-unlocked achievement to the rarest, and its shape is where players stop. Steam global achievements
What players say
This game is all about enthusiastically endorsing ecoterrorism against trees because they wronged a granny. I have finally discovered the most noble cause in gaming history. REVENGE. Not against evil wizards. Not against space aliens. Not against ancient gods. TREES. Those oxygen-producing wooden freeloaders with their bark-covered bodies and leafy green hair. Why? Because one of them murdered Jack's granny. That's...
Steam reviews, mixed to its ratio and rotated daily. Opinions are theirs.
No data upstream: critic score (Metacritic).
Cite this score
Jack Lumber scores 13/100 on the BANG Score (a skip) as of Oct 19, 2026. The BANG Score rates what a game is worth for the money. Via Steam BANGERS. https://steambangers.com/game/220900/jack-lumberReviews set the ceiling, and price against real length moves the BANG Score inside it. How it works, and where it is weak → Steam reviews as of Sep 29, price as of Oct 18. A number here look wrong? Tell me and I will check the inputs.