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Lana And The Milking Table
28BANG SCORE

Lana and the Milking Table

Skip · Strategy · 2023

Light on value at this price: $2.49, 74% positive.

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The verdict

Better value than 53% of Strategy games

You’ve won a free all day massage! You head to the parlor to find out if it’s legit or not and you meet your beautiful masseuse Lana. You’re about to get the most memorable massage of your life!​

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Price
$2.49
Reviews
74%
49 reviews
Released
2023
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↑ Raising the score, ↓ lowering it, • neutral. Lime is a core driver, blue a supporting signal. The exact weights stay secret. These are the inputs and the direction each pushes.

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PublisherAce X Game Studio
GenreStrategy
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Lana and the Milking Table
$2.49−50%
Buy on Steam · $2.49Cheaper keys on G2A

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