Meet Zortch Maxinum: short order cook, amateur engineer and professional slacker; Bored and tired of her day job she decides to go on a holiday but alas she picks a cheap option: turns out it's a scheme by aliens who capture humans to eat their brains! also this game is a sci-fi horror comedy fps
Each input wears a grade, S to D, read from the buyer's side. The color is the direction: green raises the score, red lowers it, grey sits neutral. ▼ marks a dock, ? a missing input, • a fact this genre's score does not use. The exact weights stay secret. These are the inputs and the direction each pushes.
Most players never reach the end. On a 3.5-hour game, that's a lot you pay for and may never use. Steam global achievements
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BANGER · Shooter · 2023
Steam Deck PlayableBUY IT.
Yes. A BANGER at $4.99.
about 3.5h$4.99 (~)
Better value than 99% of Shooter games
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Zortch scores 95/100 on the BANG Score (a BANGER). The BANG Score rates what a game is worth for the money. Via Steam BANGERS. https://steamBANGERS.com/game/2443360/zortch<a href="https://steamBANGERS.com/game/2443360/zortch"><img src="https://steambangers.com/api/badge/2443360" alt="BANG Score" width="340" height="80"></a>[](https://steamBANGERS.com/game/2443360/zortch)The BANG Score is one number for value, 0 to 100: price against how it reviews and how long it was built to be. It rates value, not taste. Whether it is for you is on you. How the score is computed → Data · updated 6h ago.
Low $4.99High $4.99Now $4.99
Price line + bands by tier:BANGERflat this rangePrice history via IsThereAnyDeal.
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Daily peak concurrent players.Player counts via SteamSpy.
The lowest price on record is $4.99, set in February 2024. In 2 years of price history it has never once been discounted.
On value it sits in the top 1 percent of its genre. The games it most resembles do better on the same math: Left 4 Dead ($9.99, scores 96) and Quake ($3.99, scores 96) both outscore it.
Steam's global achievement data says about 2 percent of players ever finish it. On a 3.5-hour game, that is a lot of paid-for hours most people never see.
No data upstream: critic score (Metacritic).