You are a robot in an office building. You have to eat furniture and not get caught. A mysterious story unfolds.Not The Robots is this year’s most exciting Roguelike Stealth Furniture Eating Simulator. It’s a game with random levels, permadeath, and the goal of eating furniture - which is also your stealth cover.
Each input wears a grade, S to D, read from the buyer's side. The color is the direction: green raises the score, red lowers it, grey sits neutral. ▼ marks a dock, ? a missing input, • a fact this genre's score does not use. The exact weights stay secret. These are the inputs and the direction each pushes.
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Skip · Roguelike · 2013
SKIP IT.
Skip it at $9.99. The value isn't there.
$9.99
Better value than 51% of Roguelike games
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Not The Robots scores 47/100 on the BANG Score (a skip). The BANG Score rates what a game is worth for the money. Via Steam BANGERS. https://steamBANGERS.com/game/257120/not-the-robots<a href="https://steamBANGERS.com/game/257120/not-the-robots"><img src="https://steambangers.com/api/badge/257120" alt="BANG Score" width="340" height="80"></a>[](https://steamBANGERS.com/game/257120/not-the-robots)The BANG Score is one number for value, 0 to 100: price against how it reviews and how long it was built to be. It rates value, not taste. Whether it is for you is on you. How the score is computed → Data · updated 2h ago.
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PricePrice history via IsThereAnyDeal.
The lowest price on record is $0.99, set in October 2014. It has been discounted 104 times in the 13 years tracked here, typically at 75 percent off, with about 6 weeks between sales.
On value it sits in the top 49 percent of its genre. Among the games that feel like it, Convoy ($14.99, scores 48) beats it on value, while it beats Fate Seeker: Journey ($5.00, scores 46).