Beware Planet Earth

Beware Planet Earth

Skip · Strategy · 2014

Steam Deck Playable

The verdict

SKIP IT.

It scores 33, under the fair line, at $2.49.

Length
9.9h 28h to 100%
Value
$0.25/hr
Reviews
72% of 343 positive
Reviews or length hold it below the tiers even at a deep discount.
Watch this gameOne alert at a price you pick.

Buy now or wait

It is 50% off today.

Discounted in each of its last 8 seasonal sales.

Next sale
Winter Sale, Dec 17 to Jan 4

Sources: IsThereAnyDeal, Valve.

What drives the score

How to read this

Grades run S to D, read from the buyer's side. ▲ marks a lift, ▼ a drag or a dock, ? an input we do not have, • a fact this genre's score does not use. How the grades work

Raising the score
Value$0.25/hr
Price per hour of game. It moves the score inside the ceiling reviews set That is today's sale price. Normally $0.50/hr
Engagement7% finish
How far players actually get (achievements), a top-end bonus
Holding it back
Reviews72% positive
Gates the score. Weak reviews cap it, and nothing reaches BANGER without strong ones
For context
MonetizationNot known
No monetization record for this game, so nothing is assumed either way
Refunds0 of 52 reviews
Steam-purchase reviews sampled whose writer refunded the game. Nothing is docked
AI contentNone disclosed
From the developer's own Steam disclosure. No disclosure is not proof of none, so it does not move the score

About the game

Beware Planet Earth! is a beguiling mix of classic tower defense and time management coming to PC via Steam for the first time. Save your cows from the Martian invasion by building an effective defense using towers, traps and objects, and also by firing your Zapper directly at the invading force of little green men!
Description from the Steam store page.
Minimum specs

Minimum on the Steam store: 512 MB of memory, 64 MB Video Card, 348 MB of storage. Windows only.

The value story

It has been discounted 39 times in the 13 years tracked here. The median cut across all of them is 66 percent, about 6 weeks apart. Today's $2.49 at 50 percent off still sits 152 percent above the floor, so a deeper cut exists in its history.

Against its own genre it lands in the top 41 percent on value. The games it most resembles do better on the same math. Iron Marines ($14.99, scores 48) and Topple Tactics ($9.99, scores 66) both outscore it.

More about Beware Planet Earth

Steam's global achievement data puts about 7 percent of players at this game's ending achievement. On a 9.9-hour game, the hours short of it still count in its price per hour.

The main story runs 9.9 hours. Doing everything runs 28, 2.8 times as long.

The drop-off

70% start to 7% finish
050100rarestfirst achievement

Steam counts fewer than one in ten of its players at the ending achievement. Steam global achievements

What players say

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メᵃʳᶜᵃᵈᵉ™ 💗Recommendedafter 1.8hJan 2026Read on Steam
2 more reviews
great game, not my first time playing this game, probably third or fourth time playing it. definitely recommend to try it. but i have a problem with beating this game completely in veteran mode because for me this is absurd, the game itself sometimes feels quite tough, specially on challenges and bonus levels, not even talking about story mode where you have to replay 46 levels again. me beefing with achievements...
amanbobRecommendedafter 18h5 found this helpfulRead on Steam
Beware Planet Earth is a fun TD kind of like Plants vs Zombies. Some levels are really tough and you have to use a lot of strategy. There are several different kinds of towers and traps to choose from and many different kinds of aliens. Good fun!
KrazedlionRecommendedafter 4.0hJul 2026Read on Steam

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Beware Planet Earth scores 33/100 on the BANG Score (a skip) as of Oct 19, 2026. The BANG Score rates what a game is worth for the money. Via Steam BANGERS. https://steambangers.com/game/267340/beware-planet-earth
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Tags

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Details

DeveloperLightmare Studio
PublisherJumping Ram
GenreStrategy
Released2014
Players75Kowners, SteamSpy estimate
Achievements33