Egg Squeeze
Worth it · Action · 2024
Steam Deck VerifiedThe verdict
BUY IT.
Worth it at $3.99, a BANGER if it drops to $2.39.
- Length
- 0.8h 4.4h to 100%
- Value
- $4.99/hr
- Reviews
- 98% of 450 positive
Watch this gameOne alert at $2.39 or less.
Buy now or wait
Discounted in 7 of its last 8 seasonal sales. Last cut ended 9 days ago.
- Next sale
- Winter Sale, Dec 17 to Jan 4
Sources: IsThereAnyDeal, Valve.
What drives the score
How to read this
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About the game
Egg Squeeze is a biological intuition test where you squeeze eggs for as long as you can without breaking them.
Minimum specs
Minimum on the Steam store: 2 GB of memory, Any, 297 MB of storage. Windows only.
The value story
It has been discounted 10 times in the 2 years tracked here. The median cut across all of them is 60 percent, about 12 weeks apart. It becomes a BANGER at $2.39, a level the record has reached 7 times.
Against its own genre it lands in the top 2 percent on value. It is cheaper than 73 percent of its genre, and better reviewed than 99 percent. Among the games that feel like it, Nodebuster ($2.99, scores 97) beats it on value, while it beats A Story About Farting ($1.99, scores 8).
More about Egg Squeeze
This site sampled 305 of its Steam-purchase reviews; none were written by buyers who refunded it, sampled from reviews written October 2024 to August 2026. Inside the two-hour refund window, 99 percent of the 269 reviews written there were positive, against 98 percent overall, and those are 72 percent of everything written about it.
The main story runs 0.8 hours. Doing everything runs 4, 5.5 times as long.
Valve rates it Steam Deck Verified, and at 0.8 hours it is short enough to finish on one.
The drop-off
97% start to 3% rarestNo achievement in this game marks the ending, so there is no finish rate. The curve runs from the most-unlocked achievement to the rarest, and its shape is where players stop. Steam global achievements
What players say
Egg Squeeze is an unusual indie experiment that manages to turn one extremely basic action into a surprisingly tense and entertaining game. Developed and published by MATTER GAMES, it presents the player as a volunteer taking part in a bizarre biological intuition examination. Your task sounds almost laughably simple: squeeze an egg for as long as possible and release it before it cracks. Beneath that ridiculous...
2 more reviews, 1 not recommended
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there's nothing worthwhile here. sorry if i come off as cynically joyless but the only sufficient explanation that makes sense to me for why this got a day in the sun on social media is that it's flagrant streamer-bait. i kept expecting gameplay to at least have something else going on but no it really is just a roulette. meanwhile, the high-water mark for jokes is "egg tuah". spent probably $5 and less than an hour...
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Cite this score
Egg Squeeze scores 75/100 on the BANG Score (worth it) as of Oct 19, 2026. The BANG Score rates what a game is worth for the money. Via Steam BANGERS. https://steambangers.com/game/3229170/egg-squeezeReviews set the ceiling, and price against real length moves the BANG Score inside it. How it works, and where it is weak → Steam reviews as of Sep 29, price as of Oct 19. A number here look wrong? Tell me and I will check the inputs.