Samson
Skip · Action · 2026
The verdict
SKIP IT.
The value isn't there at $12.49.
- Reviews
- 55% positive
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Minimum on the Steam store: 16 GB of memory, Nvidia 1070 GTX 8 GB / AMD Radeon RX 5600 6 GB, 15 GB of storage. Windows only.
Samson returns to Tyndalston, a city that shaped him hard, where every fight is close and every escape is earned. He owes dangerous people more than he can pay, and they’re using his sister to force his hand. The clock is ticking. The only way out is through anyone who stands in his way.
What drives the score
How to read this
Every input gets a grade, S to D, read from the buyer's side. The score is multiplicative, so an input only counts as raising when it sits near the top of its own scale. Anything with real room left is holding the score back, because that room is the gap to 100. ▲ marks a lift, ▼ a drag or a dock, ? an input we do not have, • a fact this genre's score does not use. The exact weights stay secret.
- How long it takes to beat isn't in our data. We scored it as a typical Action game (about 6 hours) and docked the score for the missing length.
The value story
It has never been cheaper than $12.49. That was September 2026. It has been discounted 3 times in the 6 months tracked here, typically at 20 percent off, with about 13 weeks between sales. Today's $12.49 at 50 percent off matches the lowest price in the record.
It is pricier than 94 percent of its genre, and less well reviewed than 97 percent. Dude Simulator 2 ($4.99, scores 2) outscores it, and so does s&box ($9.99, scores 3). Both sit among its closest neighbours.
51 of the 800 Steam-purchase reviews sampled here come from buyers who refunded the game, sampled from reviews written April 2026 to August 2026. That is more refunded reviewers than 9 in 10 paid games this site has sampled to the same depth, and among the 3,221 games in its genre sampled this deeply, 58 have a larger share. The typical game sits near 5 in 1,000, so the score docks it. 8 of the 51 refunded reviewers were past Valve's two-hour window when they wrote the review. Inside the two-hour refund window, 42 percent of the 1,275 reviews written there were positive, against 55 percent overall, and those are 44 percent of everything written about it.
No data upstream: critic score (Metacritic), achievement curve (Steam global achievements).
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Samson scores 0/100 on the BANG Score (a skip). Length is estimated at 6 hours, not measured, so the score is docked. The BANG Score rates what a game is worth for the money. Via Steam BANGERS. https://steambangers.com/game/3634520/samsonThe BANG Score is one number for value, 0 to 100: price against how it reviews and how long it was built to be. It answers the money question and stops there; whether the game is for you is still your call.
Reviews set the ceiling and price moves you inside it, so a cheap game that reviews badly cannot climb. Ratings from few reviewers are shrunk toward the middle, so 100 percent from nine people does not outrank 96 percent from ninety thousand. Length comes from HowLongToBeat where it can be matched, measured against a per-genre floor so a five-hour narrative game is judged against other narrative games rather than against a sixty-hour RPG. Where no verified length exists the score says so and carries a dock, because the biggest input is then a guess. The full method, including where it is weak → Steam reviews as of Aug 2, price as of Sep 22.
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