Be the leader of wobblers from ancient lands, spooky places, and fantasy worlds. Watch them fight in simulations made with the wobbliest physics system ever created, make your own wobblers in the unit creator and send your army off to fight your friends in multiplayer.
Each input wears a grade, S to D, read from the buyer's side. The color is the direction: green raises the score, red lowers it, grey sits neutral. ▼ marks a dock, ? a missing input. The exact weights stay secret. These are the inputs and the direction each pushes.
Most players never reach the end. On a 8.7-hour game, that's a lot you pay for and may never use. Steam global achievements
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BANGER · Strategy · 2021
Steam Deck VerifiedBUY IT.
Yes. A BANGER at $6.79.
about 8.7h$6.79 (~)
Better value than 100% of Strategy games
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Totally Accurate Battle Simulator scores 96/100 on the BANG Score (a BANGER). The BANG Score rates what a game is worth for the money. Via Steam BANGERS. https://steamBANGERS.com/game/508440/totally-accurate-battle-simulator<a href="https://steamBANGERS.com/game/508440/totally-accurate-battle-simulator"><img src="https://steambangers.com/api/badge/508440" alt="BANG Score" width="340" height="80"></a>[](https://steamBANGERS.com/game/508440/totally-accurate-battle-simulator)The BANG Score is one number for value, 0 to 100: price against how it reviews and how long it was built to be. It rates value, not taste. Whether it is for you is on you. How the score is computed → Data · updated 4h ago.
Low $1.99High $19.99Now $6.7966% off high
Price line + bands by tier:BANGERPrice history via IsThereAnyDeal.
Peak 1,299Low 1,299Latest 1,299
Daily peak concurrent players.Player counts via SteamSpy.
No data upstream: critic score (Metacritic).
The lowest price on record is $1.99, set in March 2026. It has been discounted 55 times in the 7 years tracked here, typically at 66 percent off, with about 5 weeks between sales. Today's $6.79 at 66 percent off still sits 241 percent above the floor, so a deeper cut exists in its history.
On value it sits in the top 1 percent of its genre. It outscores the games it most resembles, including Clustertruck ($2.99, scores 90) and ROUNDS ($2.99, scores 88).
Steam's global achievement data says about under 1 percent of players ever finish it. On a 8.7-hour game, that is a lot of paid-for hours most people never see.