Cooking Witch
Fair · Action · 2017
The verdict
NO RUSH.
Fair at $0.69. Buy it if you want it.
- Length
- 2.5h 3.2h to 100%
- Value
- $0.28/hr
- Reviews
- 86% of 250 positive
Watch this gameOne alert at a price you pick.
Buy now or wait
It is 65% off today.
Discounted in each of its last 8 seasonal sales.
- Next sale
- Winter Sale, Dec 17 to Jan 4
Sources: IsThereAnyDeal, Valve.
What drives the score
How to read this
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About the game
In Cooking Witch you are a witch flying to a party in the woods, abducting the children and cooking and eating them.
Minimum specs
Minimum on the Steam store: 1 GB of memory, 102 MB of storage. Windows only.
The value story
Across all 100 discounts in the 9 years tracked, the median cut is 70 percent, about 5 weeks apart. Today's $0.69 at 65 percent off still sits 77 percent above the floor, so a deeper cut exists in its history.
Value puts it in the top 4 percent of the games it competes with. It is cheaper than 83 percent of its genre, and better reviewed than 89 percent. Among the games that feel like it, pureya ($5.99, scores 90) beats it on value, while it beats Will Glow the Wisp ($1.99, scores 62).
The drop-off
15% start to 6% rarestNo achievement in this game marks the ending, so there is no finish rate. The curve runs from the most-unlocked achievement to the rarest, and its shape is where players stop. Steam global achievements
What players say
Cooking Witch, developed and published by VaragtP, is an unapologetically bizarre arcade-style action game that leans heavily into absurd dark humor and simple, fast-paced mechanics. Released as a low-cost indie title, it quickly built a niche following thanks to its outrageous premise and straightforward gameplay loop. Rather than aiming for narrative depth or mechanical complexity, the game embraces shock value...
2 more reviews, 1 not recommended
Non Vegan Recipe I was searching the store for the non-violent game about the witch in the woods who cooks vegan potions. I found this instead. Whilst not what I was originally looking for, it's a good.casual game to kill a little bit of time, and a large number of children. gameplay is very simple but fluid, and overall it's great fun. Good use of classical music as background tracks.
Why are all these kids having a circus meatup in the woods? Nobody knows, and "Cooking Witch" is no seasoned delight, overstaying its welcome way past the point of boiling and ending up as all mops and brooms. Before you go flying on this one, save your breath to cool your porridge and let's hope "No Life" - the next release by the developer - will be better put together than this oathless piecemeal.
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No data upstream: critic score (Metacritic).
Cite this score
Cooking Witch scores 66/100 on the BANG Score (fair value) as of Oct 19, 2026. The BANG Score rates what a game is worth for the money. Via Steam BANGERS. https://steambangers.com/game/514580/cooking-witchReviews set the ceiling, and price against real length moves the BANG Score inside it. How it works, and where it is weak → Steam reviews as of Sep 29, price as of Oct 18. A number here look wrong? Tell me and I will check the inputs.