Think of the Children
Skip · Multiplayer · 2017
Steam Deck VerifiedThe verdict
SKIP IT.
It scores 3, under the fair line, at $1.99.
- Length
- 3.2h
- Value
- $0.62/hr
- Reviews
- 56% of 246 positive
Watch this gameOne alert at a price you pick.
Buy now or wait
It is 80% off today.
Discounted in each of its last 8 seasonal sales.
- Next sale
- Winter Sale, Dec 17 to Jan 4
Sources: IsThereAnyDeal, Valve.
What drives the score
How to read this
Grades run S to D, read from the buyer's side. ▲ marks a lift, ▼ a drag or a dock, ? an input we do not have, • a fact this genre's score does not use. How the grades work
About the game
Little Bobby’s dead, the BBQ is on fire, Jen’s eating poisonous berries and the birthday cake still needs icing. It’s just another wonderful day out with the kids in Think of the Children, a frantic co-operative parenting simulator.
Minimum specs
Minimum on the Steam store: 4 GB of memory, GeForce 8800 or Radeon HD4800 series, 512 MB of memory, 1.5 GB of storage. Windows only.
The value story
Across all 86 discounts in the 9 years tracked, the median cut is 80 percent, about 5 weeks apart. Today's $1.99 at 80 percent off matches the lowest price in the record.
It is pricier than 63 percent of its genre, and less well reviewed than 91 percent. On the same math Full Metal Furies ($19.99, scores 73) and Tools Up! ($19.99, scores 36) are the better buys, and they are the games it most resembles.
More about Think of the Children
Valve rates it Steam Deck Verified, and at 3.2 hours it is short enough to finish on one.
The drop-off
24% start to 1% rarestNo achievement in this game marks the ending, so there is no finish rate. The curve runs from the most-unlocked achievement to the rarest, and its shape is where players stop. Steam global achievements
What players say
A+ on every level w/ 1 friend (2 of us), mentally struggled A LOT and crashed out so many times but ultimately we both think the game is beautiful we had a lot of fun. (please never make me get A+ on the last level ever again i'm begging you.) | This game can be multiplayer w/o local if you use steam link!! massive life saver. Normally, I wouldn't recommend buying the game at full price because of its short...
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Cite this score
Think of the Children scores 3/100 on the BANG Score (a skip) as of Oct 19, 2026. The BANG Score rates what a game is worth for the money. Via Steam BANGERS. https://steambangers.com/game/573600/think-of-the-childrenReviews set the ceiling, and the size of the player base moves the BANG Score inside it. How it works, and where it is weak → Steam reviews as of Sep 30, price as of Oct 18. A number here look wrong? Tell me and I will check the inputs.