Honey, I Joined a Cult
Skip · Strategy · 2022
Steam Deck PlayableThe verdict
SKIP IT.
It scores 34, under the fair line, at $5.49.
- Length
- 14.4h
- Value
- $0.38/hr
- Reviews
- 72% positive
Watch this gameOne alert when it is worth buying.
Minimum on the Steam store: 2 GB of memory, NVIDIA GeForce GTS 250, 1 GB or AMD Radeon HD 5750, 1 GB, 451 MB of storage. Windows only.
It's time to start working towards that ultimate goal of enlightenment, faith and money…lots and lots of money! Become the ultimate tycoon - create, customise, and manage your own cult whilst listening to funky music. Welcome to Honey, I Joined a Cult!
What drives the score
How to read this
Grades run S to D, read from the buyer's side. ▲ marks a lift, ▼ a drag or a dock, ? an input we do not have, • a fact this genre's score does not use. How the grades work
The value story
It has never been cheaper than $5.49. That was June 2025. It has been discounted 47 times in the 5 years tracked here, typically at 50 percent off, with about 6 weeks between sales.
Value puts it in the top 38 percent of the games it competes with. It is pricier than 93 percent of its genre. Among the games that feel like it, SimAirport ($24.99, scores 51) beats it on value, while it beats Naheulbeuk's Dungeon Master ($24.99, scores 31).
Steam's global achievement data puts about 2 percent of players at this game's ending achievement. On a 14.4-hour game, the hours short of it still count in its price per hour. 9 of the 664 Steam-purchase reviews sampled here come from buyers who refunded the game, sampled from reviews written September 2021 to August 2026. Inside the two-hour refund window, 58 percent of the 215 reviews written there were positive, against 72 percent overall, and those are 16 percent of everything written about it.
Finishing takes 14.4 hours; clearing it takes 43, which is 3.0 times the campaign.
The drop-off
45% start to 2% finishSteam counts fewer than one in ten of its players at the ending achievement. On a 14.4-hour game, that's a lot you pay for and may never use. Steam global achievements
Players
13 players online when we last checked, on Sep 28, 06:48 UTC.
Player counts from the Steam Web API.
What players say
There are far better sim games than this. there is no active mod support or community support like with many other titles so what you see is what you get. It gets really really grindy in mid game and really starts to lose its charm
Very, very shallow attempt at a Prison Architect type game. It is an interesting setting, but there is almost no content.
This is fun asf I love it ngl :3 the whole cult thing has mt interested and I like it
Steam reviews, mixed to match its Steam ratio and rotated daily. Opinions are theirs.
Cite this score
Honey, I Joined a Cult scores 34/100 on the BANG Score (a skip) as of Oct 2, 2026. The BANG Score rates what a game is worth for the money. Via Steam BANGERS. https://steambangers.com/game/841190/honey-i-joined-a-cultReviews set the ceiling, and price against real length moves the BANG Score inside it. How it works, and where it is weak → Steam reviews as of Sep 26, price as of Oct 1.
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