Cyanide & Happiness - Freakpocalypse (Episode 1)
Skip · Narrative · 2021
Steam Deck PlayableThe verdict
SKIP IT.
It scores 0, under the fair line, at $19.99.
- Length
- 4h
- Value
- $5.00/hr
- Reviews
- 52% positive
Watch this gameOne alert when it is worth buying.
Minimum on the Steam store: 4 GB of memory, NVIDIA GeForce GTX 680 2GB or AMD Radeon R9 380 4GB, 3 GB of storage. Runs on Windows, macOS, Linux.
From the creators of Cyanide & Happiness and I-Mockery, comes the first game in an all new point-and-click adventure trilogy filled with dark humor, drama, and all the weirdness you've grown to love and/or dread over the years!
What drives the score
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The value story
The lowest price on record is $4.99, set in December 2025. Its cuts run 60 percent off as a rule. There have been 50 in the 6 years tracked, about 5 weeks apart.
It is pricier than 91 percent of its genre, and less well reviewed than 99 percent. On the same math Pilgrims ($6.99, scores 67) and The Darkside Detective ($14.99, scores 67) are the better buys, and they are the games it most resembles.
This site sampled 760 of its Steam-purchase reviews; 10 were written by buyers who refunded it, sampled from reviews written March 2021 to August 2026. Inside the two-hour refund window, 51 percent of the 200 reviews written there were positive, against 52 percent overall, and those are 21 percent of everything written about it.
4 hours to finish it, 11 to exhaust it. The completionist tail is 2.7 times the campaign.
The drop-off
90% start to 2% rarestNo achievement in this game marks the ending, so there is no finish rate. The curve runs from the most-unlocked achievement to the rarest, and its shape is where players stop. Steam global achievements
What players say
This game was life changing, before i was an absolute chud. No wife, women, or hoes. I could only dream of a women, man, and even a homeless person's touch. After playing this beautiful experience, i had infinite hoes. I now live in bali with one thousand wives, and as many homeless people that can fit in my home. bdsm. tysm ty xd lol lmao lmfao rofl :) lmbo lmfbo frick yeah HECKS yes UwO OwU OwO UwU uWu oWo bdsm...
As much as I like Cyanide & Happiness, I can't recommend this game. Not only is it too short for what you are paying for, but it's also episode 1 of a 3 episode game series that looks like it will never be completed. If you want to try it out, I would hold off on getting it until it's on sell or when they have completed episodes 2 & 3.
GIVE US PART 2 IT'S BEEN 5 YEARS! Last update was June 2025 y'all said you're expecting a 2026 release date....well it's June 2026. Halfway through the year and nothing?! Be a bit more transparent. We went several years without a single word on the development and we get 1 update 1 year ago basically just saying yes it's still coming out but in 2026...for some reason I doubt that. I'm so beyond frustrated. Please...
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Cite this score
Cyanide & Happiness - Freakpocalypse (Episode 1) scores 0/100 on the BANG Score (a skip) as of Oct 2, 2026. The BANG Score rates what a game is worth for the money. Via Steam BANGERS. https://steambangers.com/game/869880/cyanide-happiness-freakpocalypse-episode-1Reviews set the ceiling, and price against real length moves the BANG Score inside it. How it works, and where it is weak → Steam reviews as of Sep 27, price as of Oct 1.
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