Priest Simulator: Vampire Show
Worth it · Shooter · 2024
The verdict
BUY IT.
Worth it at $19.99, a BANGER if it drops to $8.07.
- Length
- 8h 15h to 100%
- Value
- $2.50/hr
- Reviews
- 95% of 917 positive
Watch this gameOne alert at $8.07 or less.
Buy now or wait
Discounted in each of its last 7 seasonal sales. Last cut ended 11 days ago.
- Next sale
- Winter Sale, Dec 17 to Jan 4
Sources: IsThereAnyDeal, Valve.
What drives the score
How to read this
Grades run S to D, read from the buyer's side. ▲ marks a lift, ▼ a drag or a dock, ? an input we do not have, • a fact this genre's score does not use. How the grades work
About the game
A mockumental action game. Go forth and rock in the absolute weirdest and most messed up simulator in the history of sandbox shooters. Fully unprofessional English language version. This dub will have you in stitches.
Minimum specs
Minimum on the Steam store: 8 GB of memory, NVIDIA GeForce GTX 1050Ti (or equivalent), 10 GB of storage. Windows only.
The value story
It has been discounted 43 times in the 4 years tracked here. The median cut across all of them is 37 percent, about 5 weeks apart. Past sales have already crossed the $8.07 BANGER line 10 times.
Against its own genre it lands in the top 16 percent on value. It is pricier than 73 percent of its genre, and better reviewed than 92 percent. Among the games that feel like it, BRAZILIAN DRUG DEALER 3: I OPENED A PORTAL TO HELL IN THE FAVELA TRYING TO REVIVE MIT AIA I NEED TO CLOSE IT ($4.99, scores 95) beats it on value, while it beats Into the Radius 2 ($39.99, scores 34).
More about Priest Simulator: Vampire Show
Steam's global achievement data puts 25 percent of players at this game's ending achievement. The median game this site can measure sits at 15. 2 of the 341 Steam-purchase reviews sampled here come from buyers who refunded the game, sampled from reviews written October 2022 to August 2026. Inside the two-hour refund window, 80 percent of the 118 reviews written there were positive, against 95 percent overall, and those are 16 percent of everything written about it.
The drop-off
95% start to 25% finishSteam counts a larger share of its players at the ending achievement than it does for most games this site can measure. Steam global achievements
What players say
Priest Simulator: Vampire Show, developed by Asmodev and published by Ultimate Games S.A., is an unconventional first-person action sandbox that thrives on absurdity, dark comedy, and supernatural chaos. Rather than building a grounded horror experience or a serious simulation, the game fully embraces ridiculous situations and exaggerated humor, creating something that feels intentionally unpredictable from...
2 more reviews
I recommend, because I love eurojank. But for the love of god, absolutely same fight music track that jumps constantly each time enemies see you is annoying.
The definition of unhinged. I love it. Priest GTA. The humor stays enjoyable through the entire game. The weapons and powers are nuts in the best way. I really have nothing bad to say.
Steam reviews, mixed to its ratio and rotated daily. Opinions are theirs.
No data upstream: critic score (Metacritic).
Cite this score
Priest Simulator: Vampire Show scores 69/100 on the BANG Score (worth it) as of Oct 19, 2026. The BANG Score rates what a game is worth for the money. Via Steam BANGERS. https://steambangers.com/game/950620/priest-simulator-vampire-showReviews set the ceiling, and price against real length moves the BANG Score inside it. How it works, and where it is weak → Steam reviews as of Oct 1, price as of Oct 18. A number here look wrong? Tell me and I will check the inputs.