Conan Chop Chop
Skip · Roguelike · 2022
Steam Deck VerifiedThe verdict
SKIP IT.
It scores 7, under the fair line, at $4.49.
- Length
- 11.9h
- Value
- $0.38/hr
- Reviews
- 60% positive
Watch this gameOne alert when it is worth buying.
Minimum on the Steam store: 4 GB of memory, Intel HD Graphics 4400 / GeForce 9600 GT / Radeon HD 3850, 1 GB of storage. Windows only.
Conan Chop Chop is a party roguelite for 1-4 players full of mayhem, loot, and adventure. In this outrageous take on Conan the Barbarian, you are the muscle-bound hero foolish enough to try and stop the evil wizard Thoth-Amon!
What drives the score
How to read this
Grades run S to D, read from the buyer's side. ▲ marks a lift, ▼ a drag or a dock, ? an input we do not have, • a fact this genre's score does not use. How the grades work
The value story
September 2025 is where it bottomed out, at $3.74. 40 discounts in the 5 years on record. They run about 60 percent off, roughly 6 weeks apart.
It is pricier than 61 percent of its genre, and less well reviewed than 95 percent. The games it most resembles do better on the same math. Dungeon Souls ($12.99, scores 37) and Rampage Knights ($12.99, scores 78) both outscore it.
72 on Metacritic, 60 percent from players. A gap this way round is usually launch damage or a slow decline.
Of the 423 Steam-purchase reviews this site sampled, 5 come from buyers who refunded the game, sampled from reviews written March 2022 to July 2026.
HowLongToBeat players log 11.9 hours as a typical playtime, and completionists log 34, 2.8 times as much.
At 11.9 hours it is a handheld-sized game, and Valve rates it Deck Verified.
The drop-off
57% start to 4% rarestNo achievement in this game marks the ending, so there is no finish rate. The curve runs from the most-unlocked achievement to the rarest, and its shape is where players stop. Steam global achievements
Players
3 players online when we last checked, on Sep 26, 00:50 UTC.
Player counts from the Steam Web API.
Cite this score
Conan Chop Chop scores 7/100 on the BANG Score (a skip) as of Oct 2, 2026. The BANG Score rates what a game is worth for the money. Via Steam BANGERS. https://steambangers.com/game/1061880/conan-chop-chopReviews set the ceiling, and the size of the player base moves the BANG Score inside it. How it works, and where it is weak → Steam reviews as of Sep 28, price as of Oct 1.
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