Pilfer from pirates, conspire with cardinals and perform miracles with an incompetent magician. The Procession to Calvary is a Pythonesque adventure game made from Renaissance paintings, and a spiritual successor to the critically acclaimed Four Last Things.
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Fair · Narrative · 2020
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The Procession to Calvary scores 65/100 on the BANG Score (fair value). The BANG Score rates what a game is worth for the money. Via Steam BANGERS. https://steamBANGERS.com/game/1071130/the-procession-to-calvary<a href="https://steamBANGERS.com/game/1071130/the-procession-to-calvary"><img src="https://steambangers.com/api/badge/1071130" alt="BANG Score" width="340" height="80"></a>[](https://steamBANGERS.com/game/1071130/the-procession-to-calvary)The BANG Score is one number for value, 0 to 100: price against how it reviews and how long it was built to be. It rates value, not taste. Whether it is for you is on you. How the score is computed → Data · updated 4h ago.
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The lowest price on record is $3.99, set in November 2025. It has been discounted 54 times in the 6 years tracked here, typically at 55 percent off, with about 6 weeks between sales.