The Procession to Calvary
Worth it · Narrative · 2020
Steam Deck VerifiedThe verdict
BUY IT.
Worth it at $9.99, a BANGER if it drops to $7.10.
- Length
- 2.4h
- Value
- $4.16/hr
- Reviews
- 97% positive
Watch this gameOne alert when it is worth buying.
Minimum on the Steam store: 2 GB of memory, 1 GB of storage. Runs on Windows, macOS, Linux.
Pilfer from pirates, conspire with cardinals and perform miracles with an incompetent magician. The Procession to Calvary is a Pythonesque adventure game made from Renaissance paintings, and a spiritual successor to the critically acclaimed Four Last Things.
What drives the score
How to read this
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The value story
It has never been cheaper than $1.99. That was August 2026. 55 discounts in the 6 years on record. They run about 55 percent off, roughly 6 weeks apart. Past sales have already crossed the $7.10 BANGER line 50 times.
Value puts it in the top 2 percent of the games it competes with. It is pricier than 65 percent of its genre, and better reviewed than 99 percent. The nearest things to it, Four Last Things ($9.99, scores 73) and Lost in Play ($19.99, scores 66), are both worse buys on this math.
Critics scored it 78. Players sit 19 points higher at 97 percent, which usually means a game that plays better than it reviews.
Steam's global achievement data puts 36 percent of players at this game's ending achievement. The median game this site can measure sits at 15. 1 of the 332 Steam-purchase reviews sampled here comes from a buyer who refunded the game, sampled from reviews written April 2020 to August 2026. Inside the two-hour refund window, 91 percent of the 140 reviews written there were positive, against 97 percent overall, and those are 12 percent of everything written about it.
Valve rates it Steam Deck Verified, and at 2.4 hours it is short enough to finish on one.
The drop-off
59% start to 36% finishSteam counts a larger share of its players at the ending achievement than it does for most games this site can measure. Steam global achievements
Players
5 players online when we last checked, on Sep 27, 20:50 UTC.
Player counts from the Steam Web API.
What players say
Beautiful art, hilarious story, and absolutely bonkers NPC interactions that had me chuckling to myself throughout. It's a fun, wonderfully wacky journey from start to finish.
I've always been quite interested in art, and I happened to see this series of games on sale, so I casually picked one up. Besides the game's fun and interesting puzzles, what I enjoyed the most was the museum section, where you can click on each painting to appreciate it. I think this part is especially interesting for players who enjoy art. In addition, some of the dialogue in the game is quite humorous and witty...
I'm glad a lot of people liked it but it wasn't for me. The puzzles were so convoluted I had to use a guide for most of it. They didn't make logical sense to me. There were funny parts, and the art direction was nice, but at the end of the game I felt more pissed that I wasted my time trying to get to the ending than I did satisfied that I finished it. And I got the 3 different endings. I would recommend this to...
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Cite this score
The Procession to Calvary scores 79/100 on the BANG Score (worth it) as of Oct 2, 2026. The BANG Score rates what a game is worth for the money. Via Steam BANGERS. https://steambangers.com/game/1071130/the-procession-to-calvaryReviews set the ceiling, and price against real length moves the BANG Score inside it. How it works, and where it is weak → Steam reviews as of Sep 27, price as of Oct 1.
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