BEARS, VODKA, BALALAIKA! 🐻
Fair · Shooter · 2019
The verdict
NO RUSH.
Fair at $3.99. Buy it if you want it.
- Reviews
- 90% positive
Watch this gameOne alert when it is worth buying.
Minimum on the Steam store: 2 GB of memory, DirectX 9.0 compatible, 205 MB of storage. Runs on Windows, macOS, Linux.
The year is 1941. You play as russian soldier in times of nazis occupation.
What drives the score
How to read this
Grades run S to D, read from the buyer's side. ▲ marks a lift, ▼ a drag or a dock, ? an input we do not have, • a fact this genre's score does not use. How the grades work
- How long it takes to beat isn't in our data. We scored it as a typical Shooter game (about 6 hours) and docked the score for the missing length.
The value story
It has never been cheaper than $0.59. That was November 2022. Its cuts run 50 percent off as a rule. There have been 66 in the 7 years tracked, about 5 weeks apart.
Value puts it in the top 19 percent of the games it competes with. It is cheaper than 87 percent of its genre, and better reviewed than 78 percent. Among the games closest to it, DOKA 2 KISHKI EDITION ($2.99, scores 65) and OMON Simulator ($0.99, scores 38) both come in lower.
Of the 415 Steam-purchase reviews this site sampled, 4 come from buyers who refunded the game, sampled from reviews written June 2020 to August 2026. Inside the two-hour refund window, 89 percent of the 1,473 reviews written there were positive, against 90 percent overall, and those are 88 percent of everything written about it.
The drop-off
55% start to 41% rarestNo achievement in this game marks the ending, so there is no finish rate. The curve runs from the most-unlocked achievement to the rarest, and its shape is where players stop. Steam global achievements
Players
1 players online when we last checked, on Sep 30, 11:49 UTC.
Player counts from the Steam Web API.
No data upstream: critic score (Metacritic).
Cite this score
BEARS, VODKA, BALALAIKA! 🐻 scores 67/100 on the BANG Score (fair value) as of Oct 2, 2026. Length is estimated at 6 hours, not measured, so the score is docked. The BANG Score rates what a game is worth for the money. Via Steam BANGERS. https://steambangers.com/game/1129220/bears-vodka-balalaikaReviews set the ceiling, and price against its genre's typical length moves the BANG Score inside it, docked until a real length is known. How it works, and where it is weak → Steam reviews as of Sep 26, price as of Oct 1.
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