Sorry We're Closed
Fair · Action · 2024
Steam Deck VerifiedThe verdict
NO RUSH.
Fair at $24.99. A BANGER at $9.68, lower than any Steam price we have tracked since Nov 2024 (lowest $14.99, Sep 2026).
- Length
- 7h
- Value
- $3.57/hr
- Reviews
- 98% positive
Buy now or wait
The Autumn Sale is on until Oct 8. It is at full price today.
Discounted in each of its last 7 seasonal sales on record.
- Autumn Sale cooldown
- None on record
- Typical seasonal cut
- 25% ($18.74)
- Deepest seasonal cut
- 30% ($17.49)
- Last discount ended
- 14 days ago
Watch it for a saleSources: IsThereAnyDeal, Valve.
Watch this gameOne alert when it is worth buying.
Minimum on the Steam store: 4 GB of memory, Integrated (Intel UHD or AMD Radeon), 2 GB of storage. Windows only.
Sorry We're Closed is an eccentric story-driven survival horror game about demons, angels and what happens when both sides collide. A mix of classic fixed-camera exploration and arcade-style shooting where Michelle must use her Third Eye to see between worlds, uncover secrets and solve puzzles.
What drives the score
How to read this
Grades run S to D, read from the buyer's side. ▲ marks a lift, ▼ a drag or a dock, ? an input we do not have, • a fact this genre's score does not use. How the grades work
The value story
The lowest price on record is $14.99, set in September 2026. Its cuts run 25 percent off as a rule. There have been 18 in the 2 years tracked, about 6 weeks apart. Today it is at full price, and its last discount ended about 2 weeks ago. No sale on record has reached $9.68, the price it would take to be a BANGER.
On value it sits in the top 3 percent of its genre. It is pricier than 95 percent of its genre, and better reviewed than 99 percent. It outscores the games it most resembles, including ANIMAL WELL ($24.99, scores 66) and Far Far West ($15.99, scores 66).
The press gave it 83; the people who bought it give it 98 percent. A 15-point gap in the buyer's favour.
2 of the 332 Steam-purchase reviews sampled here come from buyers who refunded the game, sampled from reviews written November 2024 to August 2026. Inside the two-hour refund window, 90 percent of the 103 reviews written there were positive, against 98 percent overall, and those are 6 percent of everything written about it.
The main story runs 7 hours. Doing everything runs 17, 2.4 times as long.
Valve rates it Steam Deck Verified, and at 7 hours it is short enough to finish on one.
The drop-off
90% start to 4% rarestNo achievement in this game marks the ending, so there is no finish rate. The curve runs from the most-unlocked achievement to the rarest, and its shape is where players stop. Steam global achievements
Players
6 players online when we last checked, on Sep 27, 23:49 UTC.
Player counts from the Steam Web API.
Cite this score
Sorry We're Closed scores 67/100 on the BANG Score (fair value) as of Oct 2, 2026. The BANG Score rates what a game is worth for the money. Via Steam BANGERS. https://steambangers.com/game/1796580/sorry-we-re-closedReviews set the ceiling, and price against real length moves the BANG Score inside it. How it works, and where it is weak → Steam reviews as of Sep 26, price as of Oct 1.
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