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BANGER · Roguelike · 2024
BUY IT.
Yes. A BANGER at $5.99.
$5.99
Better value than 96% of Roguelike games
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Take me, Vitaly scores 86/100 on the BANG Score (a BANGER). The BANG Score rates what a game is worth for the money. Via Steam BANGERS. https://steamBANGERS.com/game/2144590/take-me-vitaly<a href="https://steamBANGERS.com/game/2144590/take-me-vitaly"><img src="https://steambangers.com/api/badge/2144590" alt="BANG Score" width="340" height="80"></a>[](https://steamBANGERS.com/game/2144590/take-me-vitaly)The BANG Score is one number for value, 0 to 100: price against how it reviews and how long it was built to be. It rates value, not taste. Whether it is for you is on you. How the score is computed → Data · updated 6h ago.
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No data upstream: critic score (Metacritic).
The lowest price on record is $5.99, set in June 2026. In 38 days of price history it has never once been discounted.
On value it sits in the top 4 percent of its genre. The games it most resembles do better on the same math: Monster Train ($24.99, scores 87) and Nuclear Throne ($11.99, scores 87) both outscore it.