Squishy the Suicidal Pig
Fair · Narrative · 2014
Steam Deck VerifiedThe verdict
NO RUSH.
Fair at $5.99. Buy it if you want it.
- Length
- 8.6h
- Value
- $0.70/hr
- Reviews
- 83% positive
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Minimum on the Steam store: 128 mb, 82 MB of storage. Runs on Windows, macOS.
From the creators of Hero Siege, Squishy the Suicidal Pig is a puzzle platformer with a counterintuitive goal where you play as Squishy, a pig wearing a yellow sweater who's trying to reach his parents in animal heaven by completing his deal with the devil.You asked for a challenge, now you have it!
What drives the score
How to read this
Grades run S to D, read from the buyer's side. ▲ marks a lift, ▼ a drag or a dock, ? an input we do not have, • a fact this genre's score does not use. How the grades work
The value story
It has never been cheaper than $0.09. That was October 2015. Its cuts run 75 percent off as a rule. There have been 72 in the 12 years tracked, about 6 weeks apart.
On value it sits in the top 7 percent of its genre. It is better reviewed than 77 percent of its genre. Among the games that feel like it, La-Mulana 2 ($24.99, scores 71) beats it on value, while it beats One Gun Guy ($4.99, scores 16).
Inside the two-hour refund window, 81 percent of the 1,592 reviews written there were positive, against 83 percent overall, and those are 60 percent of everything written about it.
Valve rates it Steam Deck Verified, and at 8.6 hours it is short enough to finish on one.
The drop-off
5% start to 4% rarestNo achievement in this game marks the ending, so there is no finish rate. The curve runs from the most-unlocked achievement to the rarest, and its shape is where players stop. Steam global achievements
Players
1 players online when we last checked, on Sep 29, 17:47 UTC.
Player counts from the Steam Web API.
What players say
The controls are very poor for a platformer, you can never tell if you'll be able to jump anywhere this time or not.
Incediblely tedious. Nothing clever about the puzzles, just needless slow walking back and forth. Very janky and unsatisfying even when you do complete levels. The boss fights are lazy, "challenge" is more like luck.
a lot of the puzzle and level design in this game is actually pretty good, but significantly weighed down by how unresponsive the input feels, making a lot of the time sensitive elements feel much more frustrating than fun, even when you know exactly what to do. i think this game is cool but i think it could be much better with a few tweaks e.g. - audio options in the settings - more visual options than just...
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Cite this score
Squishy the Suicidal Pig scores 65/100 on the BANG Score (fair value) as of Oct 2, 2026. The BANG Score rates what a game is worth for the money. Via Steam BANGERS. https://steambangers.com/game/318430/squishy-the-suicidal-pigReviews set the ceiling, and price against real length moves the BANG Score inside it. How it works, and where it is weak → Steam reviews as of Sep 21, price as of Oct 1.
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