Joe's Diner
Skip · Action · 2015
The verdict
SKIP IT.
It scores 0, under the fair line, at $4.99.
- Length
- 3h 3.8h to 100%
- Value
- $1.66/hr
- Reviews
- 39% of 263 positive
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Buy now or wait
Discounted in 6 of its last 8 seasonal sales. Last cut ended 41 days ago.
- Next sale
- Winter Sale, Dec 17 to Jan 4
Sources: IsThereAnyDeal, Valve.
What drives the score
How to read this
Grades run S to D, read from the buyer's side. ▲ marks a lift, ▼ a drag or a dock, ? an input we do not have, • a fact this genre's score does not use. How the grades work
About the game
Somewhere along the venerable Route 7, in the middle of nowhere, you will find Joe’s Diner. The old Diner was built on the site of a former Indian cemetery. Amongst the buried, two rival chieftains are laid to rest; while alive each could not stand the other.
Minimum specs
Minimum on the Steam store: 2 GB of memory, Nvidia / AMD with 256 MB memory, 1 GB of storage. Runs on Windows, macOS, Linux.
The value story
65 discounts in the 12 years on record, a median of 75 percent off across all of them, roughly 8 weeks apart. Today it is at full price, and its last discount ended about 6 weeks ago.
It is less well reviewed than 99 percent of its genre. On the same math Passing Pineview Forest (free, scores 17) and Agony ($14.99, scores 1) are the better buys, and they are the games it most resembles.
The drop-off
15% start to 4% rarestNo achievement in this game marks the ending, so there is no finish rate. The curve runs from the most-unlocked achievement to the rarest, and its shape is where players stop. Steam global achievements
No data upstream: critic score (Metacritic).
Cite this score
Joe's Diner scores 0/100 on the BANG Score (a skip) as of Oct 19, 2026. The BANG Score rates what a game is worth for the money. Via Steam BANGERS. https://steambangers.com/game/346040/joe-s-dinerReviews set the ceiling, and price against real length moves the BANG Score inside it. How it works, and where it is weak → Steam reviews as of Sep 29, price as of Oct 18. A number here look wrong? Tell me and I will check the inputs.