Please, Don’t Touch Anything
Fair · Short indie · 2015
The verdict
NO RUSH.
Fair at $4.99. Buy it if you want it.
- Reviews▼
- 89% of 5,619
- Genre rank
- Top 8% Short indie
Holding it back: Length unknown, Cost per hour, est. length
Watch this gameOne alert when a sale makes it a BANGER.
Time and effort
- Achievements
- 15
Price and sales
- Sales
- 69 on record
- Typical cut
- 50% off
- Steam low
- $0.99 June 2016
- Sale every
- 45d last October 2026
Players and genre
- Online
- 8 now
- Cheaper than
- 32% of its genre
- Better reviewed
- 94% of its genre
Price and player charts
The drop-off
97% start to 6% rarestThis site could not identify an ending achievement for this game, so there is no finish rate. Steam global achievements
The value story
The value story
69 discounts in the 12 years on record, a median of 50 percent off across all of them, roughly 6 weeks apart. Today it is at full price, and its last discount ended about 4 weeks ago.
Its score sits in the top 8 percent of its genre. It is pricier than 68 percent of its genre, and better reviewed than 94 percent. Papers, Please ($9.99, scores 79) outscores it, and so does McPixel 3 ($9.99, scores 72). Both sit among its closest neighbours.
More about Please, Don’t Touch Anything
This site sampled 506 of its Steam-purchase reviews; 9 were written by buyers who refunded it, sampled from reviews written April 2020 to August 2026. That is more refunded reviewers than 8 in 10 paid games this site has sampled to the same depth, and among the 691 games in its genre sampled this deeply, 87 have a larger share. Inside the two-hour refund window, 81 percent of the 2,058 reviews written there were positive, against 89 percent overall, and those are 41 percent of everything written about it.
Buy now or wait
Buy now or wait
Next discount: likely in the Winter Sale, Dec 17 to Jan 4, at about $2.49 (50% off). Predictions like this were right 92% of the time when tested on 70 past weeks.
Discounted in each of its last 8 seasonal sales. Last discount ended 31 days ago.
- Next sale
- Winter Sale, Dec 17 to Jan 4
Sources: IsThereAnyDeal, Valve.
What drives the score
Grades: S best, D weakest
S is the best grade and D the weakest, judged as a buyer. ▲ raises the score, ▼ lowers it, ? is an input we do not have, • is a fact this genre's score does not use. How the grades work
- How long it takes to beat isn't in our data. We scored it as a typical Short indie game (about 4 hours) and docked the score for the missing length.
About the game
A brain-racking game about bathroom breaks, screwdrivers and nuclear explosions.
Minimum specs
Minimum on the Steam store: 512 MB of memory, Any card with at least 128MB, 51 MB of storage. Runs on Windows, macOS, Linux.
No data upstream: length (HowLongToBeat), critic score (Metacritic).
Cite this score
Please, Don’t Touch Anything scores 61/100 on the BANG Score (fair value) as of Nov 8, 2026. Length is estimated at 4 hours, not measured, so the score is docked. The BANG Score rates what a game is worth for the money. Via Steam BANGERS. https://steambangers.com/game/354240/please-don-t-touch-anythingReviews set the ceiling, and price against its genre's typical length moves the BANG Score inside it, docked until a real length is known. How it works, and where it is weak → Steam reviews as of Oct 31, price as of Nov 7. A number here look wrong? Tell me and I will check the inputs.