A brain-racking game about bathroom breaks, screwdrivers and nuclear explosions.
Each input wears a grade, S to D, read from the buyer's side. The color is the direction: green raises the score, red lowers it, grey sits neutral. ▼ marks a dock, ? a missing input. The exact weights stay secret. These are the inputs and the direction each pushes.
Most players never reach the end. Steam global achievements
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Fair · Short indie · 2015
NO RUSH.
Fair at $2.49. Buy it if you want it, no rush.
$2.49
Better value than 96% of Short indie games
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Please, Don’t Touch Anything scores 66/100 on the BANG Score (fair value). The BANG Score rates what a game is worth for the money. Via Steam BANGERS. https://steamBANGERS.com/game/354240/please-don-t-touch-anything<a href="https://steamBANGERS.com/game/354240/please-don-t-touch-anything"><img src="https://steambangers.com/api/badge/354240" alt="BANG Score" width="340" height="80"></a>[](https://steamBANGERS.com/game/354240/please-don-t-touch-anything)The BANG Score is one number for value, 0 to 100: price against how it reviews and how long it was built to be. It rates value, not taste. Whether it is for you is on you. How the score is computed → Data · updated 3h ago.
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Daily peak concurrent players.Player counts via SteamSpy.
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PricePrice history via IsThereAnyDeal.
The lowest price on record is $0.99, set in June 2016. It has been discounted 68 times in the 11 years tracked here, typically at 50 percent off, with about 6 weeks between sales.
Steam's global achievement data says about 6 percent of players ever finish it.
No data upstream: critic score (Metacritic).